ROSWELL STYLE

A conspiracy theory involving high-up government officials and the potential destruction of mankind. Derived from jay and silent bob strike back.

Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit. It understood us. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS. Goddamn yous all to hell.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

J.Rocwell

A Rapper Known In the New Jersey/New York area, famous for his remake of danity kanes hit single " show stoppers" entitled "hop hoppin." This Rapper is also known for his new single Dr.pepper off his new album Balboa: The Rise oct. 2nd

J.Rocwell the rapper, www.jrocwell.com , www.myspace.com/jrocwell

by Johnny Jetson September 12, 2007

Home Rowed

To have somebody convey their anger and frustration through a violent attack utilizing computer keyboard

My coworker was so fed up with the cramped cubicle next to my office that he took his keyboard and homerowed me in the face.

by Zerolok April 14, 2005

Rowenna

A very unique type of gal you'll probably only meet once. Shes the type of person who loves having fun with others, and making jokes all the time. When someone gets the opportunity to hang out with her she will try her best to make sure your having a good time. Rowenna's are absolutely hilarious, clever, kind, generous, lovable, and are cute as HECK! If you ever end up meeting a Rowenna take the chance to get to know her, cuz in the end you'll really regret it if you dont. Shes loyal, compassionate, trustworthy, and honest. She has a great taste in things such as clothing, food, music and basically everything. Rowenna's tend to be spicy in there personalities, and are physically in good shape. Lets be honest...Most boys wish they could have her but know they cant keep up to the standers, because she doesn't settle for just ANY guy. Shes not afraid to speak her mind and for what she believes in. If a guy is lucky enough to be excepted by this girl then guaranteed you will have the time of your life with this amazing girl, hands down one of the best experiences that you'll ever have. You'll fall for her deep blue eyes, lushes dirty blond hair, and charming personality, and humor. If she were to have a boy friend he would call her Rowboat, cuz he would know how much she enjoys to hear that from him:)

Dude: DUDE was that Rowenna I see over there?!
Guy who likes her: Ya that was...But you cant have her.
Dude: Why not?
Guy who likes her: Cuz I called dibs...

by Blazing1 February 28, 2020

Roweth

Roweth is the super most coolest surname there is to have on this planet. Only truly lucky people will be graced with this name.

Aimee Roweth is the most coolest ever.

by prettiestprincess May 24, 2011

boner rower

the act in a threesome where the girl takes two dicks in her hands and pretends to row with them

My girlfriend is such a boner rower, she rowed the shit out of me and tom.

by thatguy11 February 11, 2009

rowed out

From title of 1965 single, "I'm Rowed Out," by punk garage band, "The Eyes." Means: you put all your time and effort into something (or someone), and it was all for nothing; you ended up depleted, exhausted, and unappreciated.

You're a succubus, baby--I'm rowed out on you.

by Wrongdave March 31, 2012