Roasted

Roasted has several definitions:

1. To be extremely drunk or lean.

2. To get done over by someone.

3. To be verbally abused for doing something stupid.

1. Chris: Owen was so roasted last night, he went home early.

2. Ben: You should of seen it, Owen got roasted at Pro Evo.

3. Owen: Yesterday, I supermaned my mum.
Chris: You must have been so roasted.
Ben: Owen, you are a wasteman!

by K-Lash March 9, 2008

Roasted

The state of being high or stoned while also indulging in a cup of strong, caffeinated coffee.

Bro: Dude wanna burn this sweet blunt i just rolled?

Brah: nah man, I'm taking it slow, I'm already pretty roasted…

Bro: Dude WTF, you went to Starbucks without me AND burned before you even got here???

Brah: Sorry man…

by jacobro June 10, 2014

Roasted marshmallow

The result of receiving a non-arousing handjob that results in loss of erection and burnt penial skin.

My cock hurts bad, it’s a damn roasted marshmallow.

by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019

L-Sted Givin' Head Triple Ex Rated Bitches

Although she is a bitch. She is gorgeous, and amazing and shit. I love you Lyndsie Dawn Stedman <3

This bitch just said L-Sted Givin' Head Triple Ex Rated Bitches!

by Sour Patch:) September 6, 2011

Rated

The state of being neither overrated nor underrated, but still noteworthy.

A: "I think that Chicago is seriously underrated."
B: I don't think it's either overrated or underrated, just rated.

A: "I think that the rural MidWest is seriously underrated."
B: I think it would have to be rated at all in order to be underrated.

by MerryMerri February 3, 2019

Split-roasted Goat

Considered a delicacy by many goat fuckers in the deep south. The act of two rednecks taking turns pole ramming their prized goat up the ass, while the other stuffs his dick down the goat's throat. Although some southern governments have have made this act illegal, these barnyard animal practices are still fairly common.

After a rough night of drinking, Billy Bob and his cousin Daryl became horny and decided to have some split-roasted goat.

by Mancave Movie Madness March 16, 2021

Roasted

To get owned or to get beat or made a fool of

somebody kicks you in the nuts and you get roast potatoed or roasted

by Epic Bairdy April 22, 2009