Ranch it up

When you and your bros do the horizontal hokey pokey on some freshman fifteens in the quad.

Hey bro, you wanna ranch it up later?

by Superfreeky August 14, 2016

ranch dog

A sketchy looking female of questionable sanity.

Inspried by the dogs that inhabit the ranches of Mexico. Not exactly pets, they have to fend for themselves and end up a bit mangy and skittish, especially around humans.

That chick is a total ranch dog.

by Le Singe June 1, 2006

Ranchovision

RanchoVision :A widespread and contagious ailment found in male students attending Rancho High School. The condition usually starts at the moment the male student steps foot on campus. The interpretation and standards regarding the physical attractiveness in women drops dramatically, causing every female individual to be “hot”, “cute”, "good looking", or "not bad".

For example, prior to “RanchoVision”, a female is rated 5/10 in attractiveness. When “Rancho Vision” is present, the same female is rated 10/10

Trevor: "Bro did you see that girl?"
Luis: "She's not even cute, bro you must being suffering from Ranchovision."
Trevor: "You're right man let's go ride by Palo"

by ARanchoStudent June 28, 2012

Ranch Lumps

The cellulite that is camouflaged by yoga pants or tights.

Bro I thought that thot was gonna be a dime piece pawg but when she got naked It was like and endless landscape of ranch lumps.

by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020

Nuclear Roach

A Nuclear Roach is a person or some living creature that sticks around you constantly. You can't get rid of them and they stick to you like leeches, barely leaving you any free time and driving you insane. They are that "one friend " you dread, or that one "pet" you regret getting. Nuclear Roaches are constant nuisances and burdens and you literally can't get rid of them.

Omg. My Boyfriend is such a Nuclear Roach. I can't stand him, he won't get away from me and follows me around all the time.

Omg, that dog is such nuclear roach. He destroys everything. we just can't get rid of the damn thing. That nuclear roach!

by transgirl2016 May 24, 2018

Pesto Ranch

A girl from the country or suburbs who gives it up fast for dudes once she gets to college or the big city.

Hey bro you see how easy it is to get laid with all this fresh pesto ranch around.

by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020

Ranch Rangoon

A style of rangoon often eaten in Korea. Its comparable to crab rangoon, but substitutes ranch for crab. Recently popularized in southern US.

Dan: What should I order to eat?
Mike: You've gotta try the ranch rangoon. Its amazing

by Biggest Dawg Out There May 13, 2020