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Rittenhousers

1) People, usually of Anglo-Saxon heritage, who refuse to take misplaced blame for the decisions and actions of another person or group of persons.

2) People who refuse to blame instead of accept reality. People who take actual evidence as proof instead of social media and propaganda.

3) People who care about America, community, and truth.
1) The Rittenhousers stated the sun came up because the world continued to turn and not because the group is using a giant pulley attached to a fireball.

2) "Despite the NATIONAL ENQUIRER Facebook page, America is not being invaded by Martian robots. Those are electric vehicles," said the Rittenhousers.

3) The Rittenhousers showed their character through volunteerism, studying and not spreading false, highly-sensationalized information when asked about their school & community's disorder.
by Ms. Spelt November 30, 2021
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Rittenhouse

The act of using violence lawfully, against, but not limited too: kid fuckers, domestic abusers, and druken meth smoking soydiers. Once inacted, the defender should feel a sense of honor, and sainthood shall be bestowed upon the lawful chad/stacy for defending his/her god given right against soy beta males, for example. The act of pulling a Rittenhouse is the highest order of civil duty all men and women should engage in to protect what is his/her's, and by virtue, the safety of said community they are willing to protect. Take note, generally speaking, to pull a Rittenhouse, should be looked upon with great admiration, and shall be talked about in the great patheons of alpha slayers for years to come.
Chad: Hey bro, I heard some soy boys are going down to Portland to beat on their gay plastic shields about the patriarchy and how much they hate the cops.

Tyler: What chuds.

Chad: So like, wanna grab some beer and head down to make sure these cucks don't get too rowdy considering the police in the area has been defunded.

Tyler: Hell yeah. Let me grab my AR. If they get too big for their shitty knickers; I'll just pull a Rittenhouse and call it a day.

Chad: Dope.
by Luvs_to_SPOOGE March 18, 2022
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Rittenhouse

1 : an unfair, unjust or bunk trial (usually by those who believe that kyle rittenhouse was guilty)

2 : a trial which is heavily misrepresented in reporting and media circuits.
"Yeah, Person 1's trial is a total rittenhouse situation."

"This trial is another rittenhouse... nobody knows what they're talking about when they comment on it!"
by LordHookie April 28, 2022
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The Rittenhouse

When you go to a bar and get three shots, free of charge.
Bartender hooked me up with the Rittenhouse!
by 52punisher52 November 19, 2021
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The Rittenhouse

A drinking combo: Drink a chaser followed by three shots.
A: "How was the party last night?"
B: "Man we got totally f***ed, some guy made us all drink The Rittenhouse
by Michizuri November 20, 2021
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The rittenhouse

A chaser (usually a beer) followed by 3 shots of hard liquor.
Hey let’s go to the bar and order the Rittenhouse to celebrate the 4th of July!
by uncy_nate November 21, 2021
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Brain ritten

Past tense for the word "brain rotten"
Which is slang for when someone’s mind feels dulled or damaged from constantly consuming low‑quality, usually online, content.
“Playing low-effort mobile games all day has my brain ritten; I can’t focus on homework now.”
"I'm brain ritten from scrolling TikTok all night instead of sleeping."
by Vincefrmda7 January 10, 2026
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