by Ccandypop May 3, 2022
Get the riversc0spl4y mug.A school in LCPS (now a controversial district according to national news) that serves the wealthiest communities. Founded in 2015. School staff, education, and safety is gold standard.
The typical ram species: a. athletic prowess, b. incredible wealth c. ditziness d. less incidents of "emo", e. mediocre intelligence . e. significant lack of personality, f. insecurity, g. stuck up, h. blandness, I. horrifyingly unoriginal sense of humor
Scientists question intelligence of the rams. It runs its deafening mating calls in the halls at decibels of 90+. Body odor is putrid, as showering is not a habit amongst them. Diet = unhealthy slop offered by LCPS to it's children. Many escape this prison yard for Chick-fil-a using their dad's money so they can survive lunchtime using their rich privilege. When a parent fails to provide needs of a ram, ex. getting the color of a car they wanted a bit off, they start shrieking and crying like a 3 yr old child.
Class 2019: Founding class! Teacher, staff, parent, and neighborhood faves. Rulers of the school and think they own it. Girls got smoker voices, but the staff knows not to dress code them. Get into Harvard..or even George Mason, or even Radford, your rep. will still be safe. If you are going to community college......ULTIMATE SOCIAL SUICIDE!!
Class 2020: Incredibly obnoxious, and nobody likes these brats. Ruined Riverside after coming here.
Class 2021: Decent people w/ manners.Less competitive academically, but still high achieving.
The typical ram species: a. athletic prowess, b. incredible wealth c. ditziness d. less incidents of "emo", e. mediocre intelligence . e. significant lack of personality, f. insecurity, g. stuck up, h. blandness, I. horrifyingly unoriginal sense of humor
Scientists question intelligence of the rams. It runs its deafening mating calls in the halls at decibels of 90+. Body odor is putrid, as showering is not a habit amongst them. Diet = unhealthy slop offered by LCPS to it's children. Many escape this prison yard for Chick-fil-a using their dad's money so they can survive lunchtime using their rich privilege. When a parent fails to provide needs of a ram, ex. getting the color of a car they wanted a bit off, they start shrieking and crying like a 3 yr old child.
Class 2019: Founding class! Teacher, staff, parent, and neighborhood faves. Rulers of the school and think they own it. Girls got smoker voices, but the staff knows not to dress code them. Get into Harvard..or even George Mason, or even Radford, your rep. will still be safe. If you are going to community college......ULTIMATE SOCIAL SUICIDE!!
Class 2020: Incredibly obnoxious, and nobody likes these brats. Ruined Riverside after coming here.
Class 2021: Decent people w/ manners.Less competitive academically, but still high achieving.
Clueless person: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Riverside Highschool LCPS.
Clueless person: Wow! I've heard that it is such a great school!
Person 2: Are you fucking kidding me?
ClueFUL person: LOL, you got to Riverside? I feel so bad for you. Good luck living!
Person 2: Riverside Highschool LCPS.
Clueless person: Wow! I've heard that it is such a great school!
Person 2: Are you fucking kidding me?
ClueFUL person: LOL, you got to Riverside? I feel so bad for you. Good luck living!
by Because I have Common Sense May 15, 2022
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The best public middle school in America! Even though it has been stereotyped by many that it is a school only for pizza-faced nerds, there are still very fun people, like my friends, that attend RSA. We can have all the fun we want!
Johnny: What is the Riverside STEM Academy all about?
James: Don't go there, it is a school for ugly nerds.
Jack: Actually, it is more of a regular middle school than a school for nerds where you can actually score friends!
Johnny: Sign me up!
James: Don't go there, it is a school for ugly nerds.
Jack: Actually, it is more of a regular middle school than a school for nerds where you can actually score friends!
Johnny: Sign me up!
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