dead ringer

1. a person or thing that looks exactly like anther person or thing

2. an exact duplicate

That bear is a dead ringer of the one that was found in the pool.

by The Return of Light Joker February 17, 2009

ringette player

The hottest female athletes

"You see that thicc girl over there? She must be a ringette player"

by ferdababy April 14, 2020

Bruce Ringsting

Condition that occurs after consuming too many spicy foods that cause a burning sensation around your sphincter when expelled.

I ate all of those Jalapenos in Rosa's Nacho's last night and this morning my anus had a live performance from Bruce Ringsting.

It was a bad idea to go to Akbar's at 3 am and hit the buffet for madras, now I've got a bad case of Bruce Ringsting.

by Mucho Mario October 23, 2012

ringstabber

a person that likes to insert their penis in somebodys "browneye"

i hate that poofter norton. hes such a fucking ringstabber.

by dale winton April 7, 2003

ringsting

anal pain caused by eating hot and spicy food.

me and all! it gave us right ringsting

by red wine bitch January 3, 2003

Tit caught in the ringer

Any situation,activity or behaviour that is exposed when wished not to be.---from the old days when washing machines did have ringers and getting you tit caught in it was a possibility!

She thought she would cheet on the test, but she got her tit caught in the ringer!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

devil's ringtone

any sound that is completely horrendous and unbearable, hence it would be considered the devil's ringtone

soulja boy's music is the devil's ringtone

by VN503 July 31, 2009