Satan's rimjob

The terribly painful burning sensation one's anus has after eating extremely spicy and/or poorly prepared foods and trying to crap it out. It literally feels like Satan himself is poking his head out of your ass and ferociously licking your anal cavity. There are individuals who actually enjoy the burning feeling that comes after the SRJ.

Jack: Dude. I don't feel so good.
Dj: What's wrong, man?
Jack: I had some Taco Bell awhile ago. I think I feel an SRJ coming.
Dj: Oh shit. I'm sorry dude. Satan's rimjob's fucking suck.
Jack: Dude, I love SRJ's. It feel so good afterwards.
Dj: ...That's fucked up man.

by Gregorio Kramer June 10, 2010

Mario Rimjob

Driving a hot wheels car around the sphincter while following with your tongue.

She can't stop thinking about that Mario Rimjob she gave last night.

by XGiggler January 11, 2017

Rimjob Sally

When playing beer pong and the ball either hits the lip of the cup or spins out. The more frequently this happens the more likely you will bust out a "rimjob sally!". An exclamation.

Simply "Rimjob sally!"

"Jees, dude, this night has just been full of rimjob sally's."

by seanpatrickb September 28, 2009

Redbank Rimjob

Licking the anus of a person whose hemorrhoids are bleeding.

Robbie had read about how much sexual stimulation that a woman can receive from having her anus licked and could not wait to try it on his 8 month pregnant wife Susan. When he got home from setting up the double-wide out in Swansea he found his wife bent over the bathtub giving little Susie a bath so he dropped to his knees and began to lick her where the sun don't shine. But her hemorrhoids were hanging out and bleeding from driving the big rig all day so it ended up being a Redbank Rimjob.

by hiemlich schlonge February 25, 2010

nazi rimjob

Rimjob given or received while wearing a vintage nazi uniform.

Cool story bro, you should get a nazi rimjob from that chick over there.

by shhlevi May 28, 2010

hawiian rimjob

A gentle gesture involving a pineapple slice, some dedication, and a whole lot of patience.

Have your partner lie on their belly, and gently massage the pineapple slice around the butt hole. The gentle circular motions combined with the acid from the pineapple creates an enjoyable stimulant as well as encourages the anus to tighten. If performed properly, a Hawiian rimjob should not burn.

by dylanvisgay April 26, 2012

Elephant rimjob

The act of ripping of the dick of a male (Generally black and named Tyrone) off during anal sex. This is a common self defense maneuver in California

"Did you hear James gave Tyrone an elephant rimjob? I heard his ass ate his dick like a fat women eats a twinkie

by Tyrone No Dick August 26, 2019