rhythm heaven baxter day

december 21st is the rhyhtm heaven baxter day where we all will appreciate baxter rhythm heaven because he is a good boy

hey man today is december 21st and i love baxter rhythm heaven because today is rhythm heaven baxter day!

by taza in spanish December 18, 2020

ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm

The musician's version of ur mom gay.

If you say this to someone who plays an instrument their genitals will dissolve into foam along with whatever dignity they have left.

this insult is worse than every other ur mom gay variant.

Friend: Hey dude check out this guitar solo!

Me: Alright

Friend: *Messes it up completely*

Friend: Lol thats better than anything you can play.

Me: Bruh stfu ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm!

Some guy in the background: OH DAYUM

*friends balls dissolve into foam and he gets sucked into a black hole and is obliterated*

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Rickythepain May 25, 2018

Cir-game-ian Rhythm

n. Twenty-four hour cycle of sleeplessness experienced by video gamers, fuelled by caffeine and energy drinks.

Hey. You sleeping?

Sorry. That turkey sandwich I ate is screwing with my cir-game-ian rhythm.

by Cranky Neighbor August 6, 2010

Hit me with your rhythm stick

Euphemism for: have sex with me

Girl: Hit me with your rhythm stick big boy!

Boy: No way you slut.

by an anonymous contributor okay June 3, 2012

Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums

An epic song by the band A Perfect Circle, also the lyrics to another song by them called Pet. It fucking rules.

Person 1: Whacha listening to?

Person 2: Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums!

Person 1: ...

Person 2: (They just don't understand.)

by Idon'tKnowOO July 17, 2011

lager rhythm

a common condition in where an intoxicated beer (lager) drinker displays a total lack of coordination on the dance floor. Rhymes with a logarithm.

dude 1: "He's totally embarassing himself on the dance floor.

dude 2: "I know, he must have a lager rhythm.

by strum22 April 29, 2009

Rhythm Junkie

One who finds Themselves consumed by pure Addiction to Rhythm.

Joe's life has completely changed since admitting he's a Rhythm Junkie.

by AdverageJoe_Earth March 16, 2015