A previous credit score so low that it crashed the world economy in 2008 when Countrywide made thousands of risky loans to Kangs of color. These loans were complete garbage and nobody wanted to touch them in their investment portfolio, so rating companies like S&P, Moody's and Fitch all collaborated to give these Kang loans a fake higher score. These loans caused rolling defaults when the Kangs of color predictably defaulted on them. This caused the entire system to collapse and were it not for the government stepping in, the Kangs would have destroyed the world financial system.
It's 2023 and the Kangs are back. After years of printing money and then later trying to raise interest rates to control the out-of-control inflation, the US government is realizing the asset bubble they created is leaving behind the Kangs who can't afford property. The Kangs of color don't pay their mortgages but there's a new scheme to shoulder the burden on the responsible white people. It's not enough that the banks and government make AAA-rated reliable money on white mortgage payers, they're now going to put a Kang tax on all mortgage payers with a credit score of over 750. This is a risk-avoidance scheme to punish whites further and to prop up the Kangs of color.
When the Kangs default on their mortgages, the banks will just reclaim the property and sell it at a profit to whites. All the while they'll still be collecting the higher mortgage Kang tax from the whites as well.
It's 2023 and the Kangs are back. After years of printing money and then later trying to raise interest rates to control the out-of-control inflation, the US government is realizing the asset bubble they created is leaving behind the Kangs who can't afford property. The Kangs of color don't pay their mortgages but there's a new scheme to shoulder the burden on the responsible white people. It's not enough that the banks and government make AAA-rated reliable money on white mortgage payers, they're now going to put a Kang tax on all mortgage payers with a credit score of over 750. This is a risk-avoidance scheme to punish whites further and to prop up the Kangs of color.
When the Kangs default on their mortgages, the banks will just reclaim the property and sell it at a profit to whites. All the while they'll still be collecting the higher mortgage Kang tax from the whites as well.
by Jim Crowing May 1, 2023
Get the Kang (Revised)mug. gang gang gang shi u feel me penis gang shi u feel me whole lotta flu flammin shi u know what im sayin penis gang on top u know what im sayin
person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"
person 2: "nah"
person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"
person 2: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*
person 1: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*
person 2: *dies*
person 1: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*
penis gang **revised example sentence v2**
person 2: "nah"
person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"
person 2: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*
person 1: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*
person 2: *dies*
person 1: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*
penis gang **revised example sentence v2**
by verty da ruler November 18, 2023
Get the penis gang **revised example sentence v2**mug. 1. A version of the Bible, other examples being Good News, New American, King James, etc.
2. What LeBron James' nickname will be changed to once the Miami Heat fail to win an NBA title with him. Karma Chameleon, Mr. James
2. What LeBron James' nickname will be changed to once the Miami Heat fail to win an NBA title with him. Karma Chameleon, Mr. James
by Atomic Honey November 14, 2010
Get the Revised Standardmug. When you realize you want to do something in the future, so you start studying extremely hard for a major exam coming up. This includes giving up your social life, video games and sleep.
by Chocolate Guy March 10, 2016
Get the hardcore revisionmug. this is a request to fix typos (indicated with *) in previously published word:
Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.
Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
this is a request to fix typos (indicated with *) in previously published word:
Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.
Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.
Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
this is a request to fix typos (indicated with *) in previously published word:
Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.
Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
Request to revise existing word
this is a request to fix typos (indicated with *) in previously published word:
Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.
Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
this is a request to fix typos (indicated with *) in previously published word:
Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.
Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
this is a request to fix typos (indicated with *) in previously published word:
Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.
Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
this is a request to fix typos (indicated with *) in previously published word:
Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.
Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
by LES94 September 20, 2021
Get the Request to revise existing wordmug. The thing that students dread most coming up to the end of the school year. Your teachers can’t express how important it is to revise, yet they still give you essays and homework to do too. Learning all your school notes for a massive test can be really stressful if you try to pack it all in last minute! Take regular breaks and don't procrastinate.
by Student1089 November 2, 2019
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