Fetch rewards

A pyramid scheme

Guy 1: Do you use Fetch Rewards?
Guy 2: Ya! I love pyramid schemes?

by Fetch reward hater69420 March 4, 2022

crown rewards card

yet another meaningless rewards card that is forced upon unsuspecting hallmark customers when they attempt to purchase anything at a hallmark store.

clerk: "find everything you were looking for?"
customer: "yes, thank you."
clerk: "do you have your crown rewards card?"
customer: "no, i-"
clerk: "you need one. for real. fill this out. it'll change your life."
customer: "but i-"
clerk: "DO IT NOW!!"
customer: *obeys*

by taekwondoangel1 June 21, 2009

Kumon Reward

What you get in the morning for being good.

(Noun) When I'm good in the morning, I get a huge Kumon Reward

(Verb) I'm gonna Kumon Reward when I wake up this morning.

by Baggotry January 8, 2009

reward points

What you use to obtain free merchandise.

Shaun, look at the free chairs we just got from using our reward points. It is a good thing they didn't cost us anything.

by BUh bye felicia January 16, 2015

rewareunderwear

underweaRE that you wear at intervals of 3 years at a time has sweat and excriment ventalators on all sides (if you know what I mean

oh shit man, I need some more pairs of reunderware braND adult diapers!! by shitco

by conci September 19, 2003

Reward

Bless my cotton socks, I'm in the news
The king sits on his face buttons all askew
All wrapped up the same (same)
All wrapped up the same (same)
They can't have it
You can't have it
I can't have it too
Until I learn to accept my reward

Princes stand in queues they stand accused
Death in solitude like Howard Hughes
All wrapped up the same (same)
All wrapped up the same (same)
Silence has it
Arrogance has it
I can have it ooh
Until I learn to accept my reward

Suddenly it struck me very clear
Suddenly it struck me very clean
All wrapped up the same
All wrapped up the same
You can't have it
I can't have it too
Until I learn to accept my reward

Until I learn to accept my reward

Until I learn to accept my reward

Until I learn to accept my reward

Until I learn to accept my
I learn to accept my
I learn to accept my reward!

by Death Menace October 6, 2022

renardin

One who thinks his shitty modification called rebern (also called rebarn, "reborn sucks") is great, wants to sue people by taking a 6 hour drive to them and takes temper tantrums when people pick on him.

Also refer to fuckwit.

"Hey renardin, reborn sucks!" "I'm going to sue you, it's only a 6 hour drive to you!"

by Dong Man July 29, 2008