rectal vision

When the optic nerve in your eye travels though the rectum to your anus and causes you have a shitty outlook on life.

Its not Debbie's fault she's always depressed and bringing everybody down. She has rectal vision.

by Ballard757 January 28, 2011

rectal haberdashery

Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.

You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?

by rm_you November 3, 2005

rectal explosion

What takes place in the bathroom the morning after eating Mexican food and beer
hershey squirts

Don't go in there, I just set off a rectal explosion!

by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

rectal butter

The unknown and rather disturbing substance that accumulates under your nails following scratching an itchy ass; a less dense form of ass cheese.

Also, a reference to something nasty;

"DUDE! Quit digging in your ass! Now you have rectal butter under your nails!"

"That chick needs to take a damn shower! She smells like rectal butter!"

by m_4_reall March 12, 2010

Rectal Racquetball

A sexual move where you clap someone’s asshole so hard that your dick titties slap their genitals. Generally considered unpleasant due to the probability of permanent sterilization.

In a male-female situation, should the man manage to launch a testicle into the woman’s vagina, he will be rewarded with a moan similar to the bellow of a horny ton-ton.

In a male-male situation, the “clapper” attempts to high-five the other man’s bean sack. Success will result in an immediate ejaculation from both men.

“Have you tried rectal racquetball with your girl yet?”

“Nah I’m not tryna bruise my balls.”

by HippyDippy_ January 11, 2019

rectal probing

A simple procedure execute by curious aliens or doctors to examine the lower rectum and other internal organs of a person/animal. They (gently) insert a tool, tentacle or finger into your anus. This allows them to feel your interior and explore it.

This procedure can be considerated a bit invasive by some people.

Kang: My name is Kang, and this is my sister, Kodos.
Kodos: Hello.
Homer: I suppose you wanna probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
(The Simpsons - S8E1: Treehouse of Horror VII)

by Arcem___S_V June 15, 2020

rectal nectar

The fart juice that my GF got on her fingers because I asked her to itch my asshole through my pants.

"That rectal nectar is so potent and juicy it transcends the laws of pants fabric."

by MaddiesBitch December 27, 2018