Raphael

A boi who writes urban dictionary definitions about his crush rather than speaking to her in person

"raphael? i dont think hes interested"
*checks ud*
" ...nevermind"

by yallreadyforsnitch January 15, 2019

Raphael Alterio

To be gay and super gay and very very gay and gayer than a rainbow.

You are a Raphael Alterio.

by SUperbigdick May 22, 2018

way to raphael

Hitting a $48,000 deal, as coined by Dave T.

"I know this one didn't come easy but hard work & persistence pays off. Way to Raphael."

by R2.0 May 15, 2016

Raphael

A "Raphael" is a person who is funny, cool, and has a depressing side, he can be selfish sometimes and can ruin your day if he is having a bad day. He tries to be as nice as he can to people he meets but if you get him angry or sad he will have an alter-ego and instantly change from the happy-hyper Raphael to a disturbed-sad Raphael. Be aware he has super fast mood swings.

Raphael: Hi
Bully: YOU SUCK!
Raphael: I HATE YOU, BURN IN HELL.
Bully: :(
Raphael: >:D

by Super Scott October 23, 2011

raphe-man

A superhero - his sole purpose is to protect the world from damaging their raphes. He accomplishes this by cupping penile raphes in one hand, and scrotal raphes in the other - for their protection, and his pleasure
He is known for his love of raphes and especially those special, hypertrophic raphes.
It is believed his own raphe atrophied, as a result from that day onwards he vowed to protect other peoples raphes.

'Is it a bird?'
'Is it a plane?'
'No, its raphe-man'
'Don't you mean nis?'
'Dude, there the same person'

by Raphael-man April 23, 2008

Raphael Gagnon

A very emo guys, who prop plays hockey. Super Quebecois. his jersey is 44. Raging Capricorn ♑️.

Me:Oh have you seen the emo guy? What is name?
Homie: Prop Raphael Gagnon

by Raph44 March 11, 2022

Raphy

a male highly likely to, if you are dating him and refusin him sex, cheat on you with your mom. Literally a mother fucker.

Oh my god he and his girlfriends mom pulled a raphy!

by legs didnt do it! August 24, 2008