jolly rancher

A homosexual farmer.

Notice how that Tim Pickerin is always tending to his sheep and not his crop? Hell, he sure is a jolly rancher!

by Ben Kessler February 20, 2005

chicken rancher

A child molester who likes young boys.

Old man Peterson is a chicken rancher!!!

by DPL October 27, 2006

Jolly Rancher

It's just a slang word for head... or BJ's you know a blow job.

Megan wanted to give Nate a Jolly Rancher and the teacher heard.

by Dudette May 24, 2004

jolly rancher

The act of placing one's entire package into a female's mouth so deeply as to force the bitch to smile.

It was a happy day when I offered Jenny the cherry jolly rancher.

I told her to stop smiling, but she couldnt! She must have jolly rancher fever.

by justincapps March 1, 2004

texan rancher

1. A rancher native to the state of Texas.
2. A practicer of sodomy with livestock.

1. Bill Taggart is a Texan Rancher, he owns a ranch in Texas.
2. Bill Taggart is a Texan Rancher, he gets it on with all of his animals. In the butt.

by AsianEyez March 22, 2009

jolly rancher

Jolly green giant puts some ranch dressing on a salad and tosses it.

I like to watch the jolly rancher channel.

by Mikey-o April 27, 2003

jolly rancher

1) a delicious tangy fruit candy
2) a really nasty breakfast meat
3) a gay pirate
4) when you take a poop and you dont wipe good enough and little balls of crap are stuck yto your ass hair... then a girl gives you dome later that night and she gots some little turds in her mouth. The little turds are the jolly ranchers.

The jolly rancher sucked mad dick and his breath smells like jololy ranchers so he ate a jolly rancher and then went to the breakfast tabe to cook some jolly ranchers.

by fatrancher March 28, 2003