Inspecting the rabbi’s work

A Jewish male innuendo for masturbation.

“Hey, where’s Ari?”
“Oh, I think he’s in his room, inspecting the rabbi’s work.”

by Bill Erman May 20, 2018

wee little rabbi

A small rabbi about parrot size that sits on your should and brings bad luck to you.

Damn it, there's a wee little rabbi on my shoulder. I must have a synagogue in my back yard.

by Jace July 17, 2003

Rabbi Linda Goldstein

Raving lunatic, not Jewish but tries to co-opt Judaism and pretends she's a rabbi, but a "cool woke" one, so she can say anti-semitic s**t without anyone being able to call her an anti-semite.

No one:

No one at all:
Rabbi Linda Goldstein: LoOk aT mE i'M a RaBbI bUt nOt aN aCtUaL jEw. My head is far far up my own ass. I don't hold the shit talking sessions that I call "prayer" in Hebrew because it's the ZiOnIsT language, even though it's the literal language the Torah was written in and is 2000 years old. I can't correctly a

by Not_another_s**t October 13, 2021

Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton

The actual winner for GOTY in Game Awards 2022 and now part of the canon lore to Elden Ring

The kid who was cooking on the stage: "I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton"

by justhudgecc December 9, 2022

Rabbi Rhodes

Alternatively known as Reverend Rhodes, Alchemist Rhodes, and other titles. None of these titles are usually applicable to the person in question. Used to describe someone you either thought poorly of at first, or held in suspicion due to their bad reputation, when suddenly you realize they are actually a very worthwhile and genuine person.

At first I thought he was a bit of a jerk, but actually he's Rabbi Rhodes! You know totally cool once you get to know him?

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Rabbi Rhonson

A black man falsely accused of being a jew (Also reffered as a "Rabbi") for the purpose of humor.

Yo, man, look at David; he's such a Rabbi Rhonson!

by Richard Bison April 7, 2008

Rabbi Barry Silver

The best rabbi you will ever find. He will knock you over with laughter, then slap you with a very deep statement that explains your whole life and makes you a better person.

Rabbi Barry Silver just gave the best sermon I have ever heard! I woke up very refreshed.

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by AAA12345 November 9, 2015