Inspecting the rabbi’s work

A Jewish male innuendo for masturbation.

“Hey, where’s Ari?”
“Oh, I think he’s in his room, inspecting the rabbi’s work.”

by Bill Erman May 20, 2018

wee little rabbi

A small rabbi about parrot size that sits on your should and brings bad luck to you.

Damn it, there's a wee little rabbi on my shoulder. I must have a synagogue in my back yard.

by Jace July 17, 2003

Rabbi Linda Goldstein

Raving lunatic, not Jewish but tries to co-opt Judaism and pretends she's a rabbi, but a "cool woke" one, so she can say anti-semitic s**t without anyone being able to call her an anti-semite.

No one:

No one at all:
Rabbi Linda Goldstein: LoOk aT mE i'M a RaBbI bUt nOt aN aCtUaL jEw. My head is far far up my own ass. I don't hold the shit talking sessions that I call "prayer" in Hebrew because it's the ZiOnIsT language, even though it's the literal language the Torah was written in and is 2000 years old. I can't correctly a

by Not_another_s**t October 13, 2021

Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton

The actual winner for GOTY in Game Awards 2022 and now part of the canon lore to Elden Ring

The kid who was cooking on the stage: "I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton"

by justhudgecc December 9, 2022

rabbi

Someone who is your friend. Or almost anyone. Can also be said to a girl.

Hey, baby, havent seen you for a while, what's layin'?
s'up, rabbi?

to grocery clerk yo, rabbi, wheresa barbecue chicken?
Fresh or frozen, sir?

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 15, 2019

Rabbi

Rabbi, he's gay and bisexual and he prefers tall white woman, he's nice and pretty good at maths, he could pull any girl in the world no matter who it is. He's and African boy and loves football

"oh my god rabbi, harder"

by the duck on the beach May 13, 2022

Rabbi, raBbi, rabbI

Rabbi, raBbi, rabbI

Rabbi, raBbi, rabbI

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025