carpe pudendem

'Seize the dick.'
Something worn on a t-shirt at Catholic school; if asked, "Dude, shake my hand." Otherwise an open invitation.

"Carpe pudendem."
"Don't ever, ever use that in a sentence, ever again. Here, hold this."

by 3ric September 7, 2008

Putent

a delightful mispronounciation of potent and pungent

Holy shit that candle smells putent

by Wade November 23, 2004

Pevensies

The high kings (Ronnie and Shawn) and Queens (Tate and Emma) of Narnia! Who rule over the land and visit frequently to correct the wrong that has been made by the evil doers. Incest is amongst the family but not all is lost for in Narnia there are no rules of the sort and we therefore can live and peace and harmony!

Peter the Magnificent, Susan the Gentle, Edmund the Just, and Lucy the Valiant!

Pevensies

by One of the Pevensies May 21, 2011

Putential

Having or showing the capacity to become a woman or man, with massive sexual activity.

"My friend Chloe has a lot of putential."

by Marichela January 20, 2021

Puzen

To stick your hand down an unsuspecting partner's pants in hopes of morning sex.

Katie was not happy with the Puzen she received this morning.

by Hangout2011 September 24, 2011

La Puente, Ca

Home of Big Frank the Tank, Hardcore beer drinker.

La Puente, Ca. is where real men live.

by Montoya01 May 9, 2006

pudenda

"Pulling your pud" originally derived from the latin word, "pudenda," i.e. "pulling your pudenda"

"pulling one's pud" is the shortened version of "pulling one's pudenda."

by Hothead October 28, 2006