reverse cock punch

Hitting someone in the mouth so hard that their balls hurt.

Timmy: I just got the reverse cock punch.
Timmy2: What's that?
Timmy: I got punched in the mouth so hard my balls hurt.
Timmy2: Oh so that's what that feeling is called.

by Edgar Von Winkersteinovich November 27, 2006

Punchlining

The act of saying something absurd when someone enters a room so as to make them think that you're discussing something very bizarre.

When Pat came into the room, Joe engaged in punchlining him when he said out of nowhere "and that's the last time I ever set a penguin on fire in my bathroom!".

by Mr_Shifty March 29, 2009

Schuylkill Punch

Philadelphia tap water from the Schuylkill River

Do you have bottled water?
- Nope, just good ole schuylkill punch

by bumblebeeme August 11, 2009

punchable face

The shape of a persons face that tempts people to punch them without good, justifiable reason.

Ex. I don't dislike Sam, he just as a punch able face, that's all.

Nicholas Cage has a punchable face in every movie he's ever been in

by Cspiegs September 11, 2013

punctuation flatulence

When you emphasize something you say with a loud and protracted fart to make a more powerful statement.

My father was definitely the ultimate master of punctuation flatulence.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Punatic

A hick from the Puna District on the Big Island of Hawai‘i; an area the size of the entire island of O‘ahu. Add in an active volcano, a county government that doesn't give a crap what they do as long as they aren't killing anyone, and mix in a shitload of "love and light" hippies, conspiracy theorists who moved out here during the pandemic or have lived here for 40 years so they claim to be "Hawaiian", random hermits who live out in the lava desert, and sovereignty separatists....

Those guys in front of 7-Eleven? Nah they aren't homeless, they're just Punatics.

by An Angry Turtle February 7, 2022

Dork Punch

The act of an over-exaggerated "fake" punch toward a friend, family member or co-worker.

Brody dork punched Justin after Justin teased Brody about his poor web-development skills.

by AnonymousHack April 2, 2010