Punatic

A hick from the Puna District on the Big Island of Hawai‘i; an area the size of the entire island of O‘ahu. Add in an active volcano, a county government that doesn't give a crap what they do as long as they aren't killing anyone, and mix in a shitload of "love and light" hippies, conspiracy theorists who moved out here during the pandemic or have lived here for 40 years so they claim to be "Hawaiian", random hermits who live out in the lava desert, and sovereignty separatists....

Those guys in front of 7-Eleven? Nah they aren't homeless, they're just Punatics.

Punatic by An Angry Turtle February 7, 2022

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Punatic

A deadbeat person living in Puna (An area in Hawaii) Often living on welfare and stoned into oblivion. Most punatics are unemployed caucasian jungle dwellers with open relationships.

"Dude, you're totally turning into a punatic, put down the bong and take a shower!"

Punatic by dev1n August 26, 2008

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Punatic • Punalicious • Pinatic • punati • Puntic • punticana • punticania • Punticide • punticipation • sahya punati

punticipation

1. The feeling of waiting for others to process the brilliance of your pun.
2. The feeling of suspense you experience after you set someone up for a punny joke.

Nerd: Did you hear that our chemistry teacher died?
Geek: That's sad... Where did they barium?
Nerd: Finally! I tried setting that joke up with five other people and the punticipation's been killing me.
Geek: I zinc you argon-na have to learn some less nerdy jokes.
Nerd: Mind your own bismuth.
Geek: Okay, that's enough.

punticipation by axoff March 3, 2011

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Pinatic

Short for “Pi fanatic.” A math geek who is aroused at the sight and sound of the irrational number π, and who also claims to be able to smell it as well.

What are the odds that a pinatic is also autistic, or is an idiot savant?

Pinatic by MathPlus February 24, 2021