Peruvian Penis Pumper

1) A woman from Peru who's occupation is that of giving handjobs in the back parking lot of Walmart for $5

2) A device from Peru that is used to erect the male genitalia.

3) A mentally impared person whom nobody wants to be around.

1) That Peruvian Penis Pumper was a freak man.

2) Woman: I want to have sex.
Man: One second I'll go get my Peruvian Penis Pumper

3) God stay away from that Peruvian Penis Pumper

by hastatus3 May 3, 2010

Redder Than A Pumped Pussy

To say something is fuckin red

"Fuck man, you're stoned as fuck! Your eyes are Redder Than A Pumped Pussy!"

by AbominusNeferia August 23, 2005

Fist Pumper

Juice heads from Staten Island who go to clubs on the jersey shore (Bamboo, Deejays, etc.) and dance with each other, not girls, while pumping their fists to bad techno. They typically wear headbands and sleeveless shirts that are two sizes too small.

Danielle: Hey Jen, do you want to go to Bamboo?
Jen: No, I want to actually dance with a guy, there are only fist pumpers at Bamboo on saturday nights.

by Vin-Diesel July 14, 2008

pumped up chump

self-infatuation mentally and/or physically

daves' a nice guy for a pumped up chump!

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

shit pumped

To get reamed in Call of Duty.

Oh man, we totally just got shit pumped!

by Monkey Sack September 9, 2009

uber pumped

The cool way to say very excited.

I am so freakin uber pumped!

by BandS October 16, 2006

Pumpedness

Pump'-ed-ness (puhmp'-ed-nis) n.

1. The quality or state of being pumped up or excited, esp. anticipating an upcoming, welcome event, such as the weekend.

2. Excitment, enthusiasm, or high spirits resulting from such anticipation.

It's Friday! How high is your level of pumpedness?

by kepps216 April 30, 2010