Allegedly a science that consists of the study of human mind and behaviour. However, when looked at scientifically, most of it pretty much boils down to the answers "hypothalamus!" or "pituitary gland!"
It's more of a pseudo-science with some endocrinal biology thrown in although Psychology students tend to also claim that stuff "happened during childhood"
It's more of a pseudo-science with some endocrinal biology thrown in although Psychology students tend to also claim that stuff "happened during childhood"
by DR T J S M Black July 29, 2007
Get the Psychology mug.Person A: What class are you taking next term?
Person B: Hmm, I think I'll take psychology!
Person A: Wow, I bet you'll feel smart, then.
Person B: Hmm, I think I'll take psychology!
Person A: Wow, I bet you'll feel smart, then.
by Oliver V September 28, 2007
Get the psychology mug.A major in which people, mostly women, study to "understand" better life, and human behavior; Psychology is also known as the most burned major, of all college majors, because it's everyone's major at one point of their life as college students. Psychologist believe to be intellectual-beings, which in 99% they are not, and don't even fucking understand their heroes meant to say in their written works and efforts to contribute to the science field of psychology, For Example, Freud, Rogers, etc. Also Psychologist give therapy to people with "life problems", economic, unresolved child development issues and marital and socioeconomic, psychosocial problems, and psychologist think they know everything about life, when don't realize how life really hard is, and they usually live in apartments and rented rooms, because most of them are mediocre; I don't mean to stereotype not all psychologist are ignorant, some of them are really intellectual and philosophical. Most pretty girls study psychology, just for the sake of completing a "professional career", but most of them just study in the mean time they find a suitable husband with a real career, with true commodities and real hard-worked-made money. Most Psychologist screw your head even-more in order to take more and more of your money within each visit you make to their forced therapy......
Mariana is studying psychology, she is a rich bitch, and thinks she knows everything about life, and thinks life is easy as making a sandwich. I've known her for almost 10 years, and talks to me on a disrespectful manner; when I finally raised my voice and told her, I wouldn't be taking her shit anymore, she got horny and offered me sex. She is a girl that enjoys Sadomasochism (pleasure on feeling pain or humiliated), and likes being treated like a garbage, even though she is on a psychology major and she is supposed to understand what is to be a normal human-being and not to enjoy irrational pain, on being treated like garbage like every other psychology student should......
by The_philosopher88 March 14, 2013
Get the Psychology mug.A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.
He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.
He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.
That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!
by Mallate April 2, 2005
Get the Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology) mug.Psychology Sessions are one of the most insidious ways of torture, worse than burning and feeding the victim their fingers. It is not a physical torture, but one of the Mind. Where as physical torture victims may be crippled but recover, Victims of Psychology Sessions, Usually being Mentally Unstable, Become the Mentally Shattered. Once they have become the Mentally Shattered, there is no help for them.
Victim 1: "PLEASE. No More Psychology Sessions!"
Mother: "It's good for you, after what happened."
Victim 1: "It's Worse Than Suicide!"
Mother: "It's good for you, after what happened."
Victim 1: "It's Worse Than Suicide!"
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Get the Psychology Sessions mug.Occult Psychology, also referred as Esoteric Psychology, Spiritual Psychology Extraphysical Psychology and Supernatural Psychology, is an interdisciplinary area that involves occult sciences, esoteric sciences, extraphysical sciences (extraphysics) and spiritual sciences and psychology. It seeks to study the psychological part of occultism, esotericism, spiritualism and supernaturalism in form to understand the consciousness and mind behind them and the possible explanations for them considering the extraphysical and physical parts of those.
"Occult Psychology is a really crazy branch of psychology itself, even it seeks on the study of occultism and magic in logical ways considering the extraphysical part of both. It is a really nice area for the ones who like this part of psychology itself."
"Occult Psychology might be useful in the future, mainly for understand the occult sciences in a logical way and the extraphysical part of them, uniting psychology with occultism and extraphysics."
"Occult Psychology might be useful in the future, mainly for understand the occult sciences in a logical way and the extraphysical part of them, uniting psychology with occultism and extraphysics."
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