Product Prolonger

In this economy many people are looking for ways to save money. One is to prolong their products. For example, they may water down handsoap or cut open a tube of toothpaste to scrape all of the toothpaste out. These things are done to ensure every ounce of product is used before buying anything new.

girl 1: There is no more handsoap left.

girl 2: Sure there is! (fills up the soap bottle with water)

girl 1: The handsoap is water-downed now! Stop being a product prolonger and toss the bottle in the garbage!

by FASH1976 April 29, 2010

prelongate

To prelongate is the practice of changing the elongation back to what it was originally to show what you actually meant when confusion arises.

Used mainly in instant messaging programs and emails.

Used with words that have the same letter in the middle which could mean two different things according the number of that letter in the middle of that word.

Dave: Heeellllooo ddiiddd yoouu seee tthhaat awweeesoommee ccaarrtoooooonnn?

Roy: Wwwttff??!!? ddiidd Iii see thaat awweessoomee carrtoonn, off liikee miillkkk? I'mmm coonffuusseed...

Dave: Heyyy, I'lll prelongate itt foorr yoouuu: "Did you see that awesome cartoon?"

Roy: Oooohh rrigghhtt yyeeaahh itt wass bittchhiiinn, tthhee bitt whheeree thhee maaiinn chharractterr aattee thhat dooggss taaill Iiii LOLZOOORRREEDD!

by TomatoPoo January 2, 2008

promoney

really good, professional

"that study guide was promoney!"

by BA94 November 5, 2013

Prolofluvious

Adjective | pro·lo·flu·vi·ous

A tendency to be argumentive or aggressive in debate while remaining lucid and logical.

1570-80 < Latin prōlōfluviousmus

During the heated debate, Eli was exceptionally illogical in his arguments, letting his temper escalate. Ye, on the other hand, remained prolofluvious in his discussion of succulents, and eventually won the debate with his clear-headed thinking.

by Mariam-Becca October 5, 2016

Proton Pumper

One who proton pumps

Omg Denis I had no idea Devon was a proton pumper

by PumpMASTER3000 October 12, 2021

Proton Pack

THC/NICOTINE vapor exhaled into the rectum orally by one partner, immediately followed by a plug, either synthetic or organic, promoting absorption through the rectal membrane for an expedient and euphoric intense buzz/high for the receiving partner.

Fuckin’ proton packed my girl last night. She was dizzy buzzin’, bruh.

by Countess Squirt’n’girth May 23, 2023

basso profondo

A crazy ass bass singer, 90% of the time Russian and over the age of 35, who have a strong and powerful lower range.

What does the voice of god sound like?

Its a basso profondo.

by Bass God December 30, 2013