polldangled

The practice of creating polls to show that a group is ahead of another with the intent of raising more support from the target group and discouraging the opponent.

What a great result Wendy, we certainly polldangled them to the point where they didn't bother voting.

by Li XiaoLong November 5, 2020

A pollard

To have a moody with people. Not talk to them for days, even weeks. Because of a really trivial remark.

Dave did 'a pollard' when he discovered people weren't taking the making of history seriously.

by podery January 21, 2009

Caramel Pollock

A form of prefanity invented by Tycho of Penny Arcade.

The act of a condom exploding in use due to pressure. The effect is akin to a Jackson Pollock painting.

I'm really worried that next time we have sex I'll Caramel Pollock. It almost happened last time, and I wouldn't be able to stand the embarrassment.

by The whiter guy August 19, 2009

clod-poll

An up-and-coming word, potentially replacing words like retard, idiot, moron, etc.

Alicea: Dude! Did you hear about how Jessica thought that Europe was above Canada?
Jyllea: Yeah, man. She's such a clod-poll

by Jalanie Blü May 28, 2010

ski polling

In porn, it is where a woman jacks off two men standing above her as she kneels below. She grips their cocks like ski poles and strokes them off.

She was ski polling both guys until they came

by Workaholics_fan March 18, 2014

sita pollard

Average height, half British, dark hair and light skin. Basically every Starbucks girl, jk on the contrary though she’s quite the opposite of a Starbucks girl. Friendly and honestly anyone can be friends with her, she’s genuinely a nice person and will always fight for what she believes in.

Omg you’re such a Sita Pollard.

by Phenolphthalean April 7, 2019

pollo-vegetarian

A vegetarian who only eats poultry, such as turkey, or chicken.

That girl over there is a pollo-vegetarian.

by pesudologia April 3, 2015