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Procrastibate

No more time to procrastibate. I need to rub one out before I go to the pool, since it's mostly kids.
by Abubaca August 16, 2024
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Procrastibation

Procrastibation is when someone is procrastinating simply by masturbating.
Person A- bro what are you doing?
Person B- I'm writing the the history essay.
Person A- let me see your browsing history.
Person B- OK I was Procrastibating.
Person A- again with the procrastibation?
by jerrie006 May 11, 2014
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procrastibating

When you should be working, but you masturbate instead.
Sick of procrastinating? Try procrastibating!
by CJ Moose January 14, 2016
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Procrastibator

I'm such a chronic procrastibator, I know I have to work at 8am & should go to sleep, but I still haven't seen the last 80 episodes of Breaking Bad, & it feels so good, so I'll probably binge those instead...
by Vanspades February 18, 2021
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procrastibate

To avoid a task or event by prioritizing personal pleasure.
I should try do some work but all i want to do is procrastibate
by cosmic-n March 5, 2024
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Procrastibate

a portmanteau of the words Procrastinate and Masturbate. Implying that a person procrastinates by masturbating. Its a comon occurance in every mans life, where he says to himself, i need to do something, but i would rather pleasure myself.
Instead of doing his studying for his test, steve decided to procrastibate and ended up spending all day, lying on the couch, watching dirty movies.
by Kyben36 June 15, 2014
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Procrastibating

"Did you finish the packet?"
"No, I was procrastibating and fell asleep."
by Vape Daddy April 25, 2017
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