Man 1: Hey i had this vision where i tripped walking up to this chick before asking her for her number but turns out i didn't trip and i also got her number
Man 2: Dude if i had that procality i wouldn't of even tried to get her number you got guts
Man 3: Nah you're just afraid of falling cuz your procality usually becomes true unlike mine
Man 2: Dude if i had that procality i wouldn't of even tried to get her number you got guts
Man 3: Nah you're just afraid of falling cuz your procality usually becomes true unlike mine
by Xenasin April 21, 2018
Get the Procality mug.The act of partaking in sexual interludes with someone while in the same room as a family member. Typically said family member is unaware of what is taking place, and is often asleep. However, it should be noted that if said family member becomes privy to what is taking place, and they do not leave the room, it just becomes real incest.
It is usually an act of desperation and due to lack of alternate venues.
Once a friend pioneers this maneuver, it is customary, and always considered good form, to ridicule them severely, and remind them that they committed proximity incest, and technically speaking, are now a sex offender.
It is usually an act of desperation and due to lack of alternate venues.
Once a friend pioneers this maneuver, it is customary, and always considered good form, to ridicule them severely, and remind them that they committed proximity incest, and technically speaking, are now a sex offender.
Charlie totally boffed his cousin's friend Liana on the floor of his cousin's bedroom while staying at his aunt and uncle's house for Easter... he totally committed proximity incest.
by Lance Williams April 28, 2008
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When a penis gets hard from merely being in the same vicinity as a woman, even when there is no sexual cue whatsoever.
Similar to the sensors in sci-fi movies getting set off when another space ship comes into range.
Similar to the sensors in sci-fi movies getting set off when another space ship comes into range.
She gave her boyfriend a hello hug at the restaurant. He covertly put her hand on his hard on. She laughed and said "proximity alert!"
by Vikyliz January 2, 2012
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Get the procerity mug.Jane was the girlfriend of both Sam and Mark at different times. In both relationships she ended it. In Jane's eyes, the two are in equal standing. Now that Jane's newest relationship has broken up, she wants to reconnect with one of her two former exes. Mark lives two counties away while Sam lives in the same apartment complex as Jane. Jane restarts relationship with Sam because Sam has the proximity advantage.
Tom is an employer who is in search of an employee to start ASAP. There are two candidates for the position: John who is the better option but is on the other side of the world, and Jesse, who is slightly less qualified but will start immediately. Tom hires Jesse because Jesse has the proximity advantage.
Tom is an employer who is in search of an employee to start ASAP. There are two candidates for the position: John who is the better option but is on the other side of the world, and Jesse, who is slightly less qualified but will start immediately. Tom hires Jesse because Jesse has the proximity advantage.
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