prevolve

Premeditated evolution or intentional change.

In nature, organisms evolve, but w/o premeditation. As humans, we can change our behaviors & adapt before we're taken out of the gene pool by changes we can foresee.

The manager of the warehouse realized she needed her staff to prevolve to the coming changes in equipment.

by jeff angus May 31, 2005

prevolition

1. n. A right brained genius in the sense that they are creative and abstract beyond all measures - usually in the subjects of music, art, and philosophy.

2. n. A complete revolution in which one thing reverts back to its original form.

1. Have you ever met Johnny? He's a friggin' prevolition.

2. I can't believe the prevolition we went through after that hurricane hit us.

by TomEd November 21, 2005

aftersplash prevention

creating a structure made of toilet paper to avoid the aftersplash sensation. The toilet paper is placed under the dump approximately 1-3 seconds before landing for maximum results.

Levit, who's smarter than Diem, studies aftersplash prevention and has developed a structure which helps to avoid aftersplash time and time again.

by MR123 October 5, 2006

prevenge

An act of revenge committed with a priori knowledge of the act to be revenged.

In "Full Metal Jacket", Private Pyle deserved his "blanket party", as it was an act of prevenge for his later killing of Gny. Sgt. Hartman.

by Nostrildamus November 13, 2007

prevert

a pervert who has yet to reach puberty or still acts in prepubescent way

That 5-year-old prevert looked in the girl's window as she undressed.

by thegestalt June 11, 2004

prevert

A softcore pervert. Someone who is at the early stages of becoming a "pervert" later in life. They might do things that other people around them consider 'naughty-minded' or 'off-taste' for the current situation.

He was drawing naked women on his school homework, the little prevert.

by Palidori June 12, 2004

Prevert

A prevert is a person who pre-empts a pervert by doing to the pervert what they would have done to them, e.g. when a ballerina takes an illicit sniff of a foot fetishists loafer or when a child rapes a paedophile

"Mrs. Robinson? Mrs. Robinson? Hi, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but your son Billy molested me last night. Molested me badly."

"Oh my god! Billy did?"

"Yes I'm afraid so."

"Hey, wait a minute, aren't you that paedophile that just moved into the area?"

"Err...yeah...Frank's the name. But I didn't initiate anything, I swear to god."

"Oh that's just mummy's little prevert taking matters into his own hands. I mean, you would have done it to him wouldn't you? Wouldn't you pervert?"

"Yeah...yeah I suppose I would."

"You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to surprise my Billy!"

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011