pretard

An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.

Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.

by J. Walt December 12, 2008

pretendependant

Describes a type of person, someone you could end up dating or in a friendship with. The type of person that SEEMS really outgoing, independant, confident, and all that sort of stuff at first, but as a few months go by you realize that they are a life-sucking, clingy, insecure shell of a human being that defines their entire worth through whoever they are with at the moment. I loathe to think I will ever meet another pretendependant woman EVAR.

Neal: Hey man, are you still seeing that chick Gloria?
Bob: Nah man, after a month she got all clingy, just another pretendependant psycho chick!

by fulltrucker November 22, 2006

pretend-slut

pretend-slut- a hot girl or guy that thinks they can get some but really can because they are to afraid to let someone else touch them.

shes such a pretend-slut, she made out with him but when he tried to finger her, she cried like the little bitch she is.

by toastedstuff October 20, 2010

pretendious

The act of being pretentious with no merit or using lies or pretend to back up a pretentious statement.

"Matt said he was the best DJ in the world, but he's just being totally pretendious."

by Jackola February 18, 2009

Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like

A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.

“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”

by lukedanc July 19, 2019

Pretendbian

Pre-tend-bee'n
A straight girl who is pretending to be a lesbian. Pretendbians are usually doing this for cool points because being a lesbian becomes hip amongst their peers.

Famous Pretendbians include: Lindsay Lohan, Ann Heche, Kim Kardashian, Britney Gastone

by Brick Wall Brick Wall February 9, 2012

Peterdrengen

Når man møder en dreng ved navn Peter for første gang er han altid en Peterdrengen uanset kontekst. Derudover hedder han også Peterdrengen det næste halve år efter du har mødt ham første gang

"Nå Peterdrengen , nu er det jo første gang vi møder hinanden"

"Åhr kan du huske Peterdrengen , han var sgu en dejlig dreng"

by sansofissen April 10, 2019