premerection

An anticipatory erection.

Peter, having finished his coffee, began to notice the distinct symptoms of a premerection whilst thumbing through the classifieds.

by Jeremy Hadley December 13, 2018

Premer

A Star Wars Prequel trilogy memer. Usually found the corner of every classroom with a laptop or Naruto running just to annoy people. Premers are regularly pelting others with “your Mum gay” jokes.

“Man, he’s turning into a Premer.”
“She is SUCH a Premer.”

by funny_goose129 August 5, 2020

Premie Steve

It is shown that most men that areprematurely born are named Steve. They will usually get the date wrong and say that they were born fifty two weeks early? They also tend to have an obsession with doctors and jank combos. They are huggable and lovable. He can talk his way around a blow job.

Dame that premie steve is fucking crazy but his head game is strong.

by Dr. Q Bloom September 1, 2025

PreMerge

Pre-Merge any placement before the merging of teams inside the reality TV show Survivor.

Person 1: Man did here Proski got backstbbed by Jiro Yakuin?
Person 2: Yeah I heard Proski ended up premerge because of it too. That completely ruins his seasonal placement average

by Totality Slim September 2, 2025

planning a premie

Marrying a person because of an unplanned pregnancy that the couple chooses to keep clandestine -- a miracle (yet unusually big) premature birth to be celebrated seven months later.

Wedding guest #1: "Can you believe that Gina is marrying that loser? They have nothing in common!"

Wedding guest #2: "Shhh ... word is that they're planning a premie right away!"

by phishtails September 11, 2009