pressed meat sandwich

That ex girlfriend that you know is toxic. But she comes around... it’s getting smashed

That Jenny is a real pressed meat sandwich.

by TheManagement October 10, 2019

present slut

Someone who solely invites people for the purpose of getting more presents on their Birthday. Usually, the present slut doesn't ever speak to the people they invited to their party ever again unless they're friends. Essentially it goes, invite rich people, obtain good presents, and never speak to them again.

"Ugh, Sarah is such a present slut!"

"I know right, she hasn't even talked to me since her birthday, and that was months ago!"

by literallyjust_girl December 1, 2020

Life Preserver

The iris of one's eyeball- notably, the part of the eye that is pigmented with color, said to resemble the shape of a life-preserver.

I'd give it all up, just to take a look at those bright blue eyes again- like Life Preservers keeping me afloat upon an ocean of indifference and desolution...

by rudealbeitreasonable August 11, 2021

No Nut November Preseason

October 25-31

- Bro, it’s October 26 and you’re still pullin’ it like twice a day.
- So?
- It’s the No Nut November preseason. You ain’t gon’ be ready.

by findmeshittinatschool October 26, 2019

Pressed

To be very annoyed or mad.

Person A: What’s wrong with her?
Person B: I don’t know she’s been really pressed lately.

by MichaelKlump December 17, 2019

pressed

Obsessed or attuned to a particular thing, idea, or person to an unseemly degree. Always used in the pejorative.

Seems to have originated in the Mid-Atlantic region (probably Southeast D.C.).

Damn, he's pressed for some soda!

He called you 23 times last night? He is pressed.

by Yellowcandy February 23, 2005

presedent mugabe

The sexual act of spraying a liquid turd on your girlfriends or gimps face, ripping out some of your pubic hair and carefully placing it under their top lip with your thumb.

if you wake one morning smelling like shit and you look in the mirror only to see presedent mugabe staring back at you with a starteled look in his eyes, then you'd wish you were abraham lincoln.

by iris2bu December 27, 2009