the preems

A certain kind of marijuana that gets you higher then most others. In many cases it would likely be covered in crystals and smell almost like a skunk.

-"Come smoke a bowl..I got the preems!"

-Burnout #1 "Whoah..that shit stinks dude"
Burnout #2 "I know..it's the preems!"

-Took two hits of the preems and I was right toasted!

by NorthernLights2 July 1, 2008

preemptive gay strike

The practise, usually employed by sexually insecure males around men they suspect may be homosexual, of firmly establishing their heterosexuality even before it was called into question.

Dale: Nice hat, John.

John: Yeah, thanks, my wife bought it for me. She's a girl. With tits and everything. Mmmm, tits.

Dale: No need for the preemptive gay strike, dude. You're so not my type.

John: Hmph.

by jwgrooves August 17, 2010

Preemptive Like

Liking or disliking something, especially, but not limited to a YouTube video, before you see it entirely.

Guy 15 seconds into watching '10 minutes of Hitler saying 'Nein!''
Guy: Oh my God, this video is awesome! *preemptive like*

*1 minute later*

Guy: This is so boring...

by Riot man October 14, 2011

Preemptive Ejaculation

1.) Similar to premature ejaculation, but occurring even sooner.

2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.

1.) Bob was so horny, he preemptively ejaculated at first base.

2.) Preemptive ejaculation will keep you from doing something stupid on your first date with Brandy.

by daveroust August 17, 2011

preemptive break up

A tactical move that involves a guy breaking up with a girl who he is not dating. The girl has confused their regular encounters and his enjoyment of them as romantic interest. The male, realizing that if keeps on hanging out with her he will be accused of "leading her on" even though he never had any romantic intentions at all, decides that he must tell her he doesn't have any interest. So without actually dating her, he is forced to break up with her, receiving all of the stress and crap of a relationship without having ever had any of the benefits, just so he won't be villainized for several months.

Jack - "Uhh Sue... it seems to me that you might like me... and well... uhhh... I just wanted you to know that I don't like you".

(extremely awkward moment)

Sue - "Oh"
Jack - "Sorry, I know this must feel like a preemptive break up, but I didn't want you to think I was... leading you on or anything"

by Devin Hush December 4, 2007

preemie

-Short for premature ejaculation
-When a male releases sperm before intercourse

Dude, Norman totally preemied when he saw his mom changing through the window.
Jake laughed so hard at Ana's dildo incident that he preemied.
Rachel Tice is so hot I can't help but preemie when she uses her inhaler.
Dean couldn't take his eyes off Cas while he was fighting. His sexiness sent shivers through Dean and it was hard for him not to preemie.

by faggots4breakfast April 13, 2013

Preemptive Block

Blocking someone on a social networking site, hookup site or app before that person has ever had a chance to contact you.

Gay Guy A: Eww, look at that nasty old man!

Gay Guy B: Gross, he's so old he's like 35! Did he contact you?

Gay Guy A: No, I pulled a Preemptive Block before he could ever dare try to get with my hotness!

Gay Guy B: Nashty.

by Larrold June 8, 2011