backseat preacher

When someone tells you what to believe in without going into any detail, or getting any consent from you to do so in the first place.

Man 1: "You have to believe that it happened!"
Man 2: "Stop being such a backseat preacher! I never asked to you to tell me what to believe!"

by Justin Wilkinson May 19, 2006

A Preacher

A woman who will praise and worship a higher power while getting laid.

I took Shirley home last night and she was "a preacher" in bed. She was screaming "Oh God, Oh God, Oh my God!"

by 00Mancandy December 31, 2009

prechance

a preemptive chance; a chance given to somebody before others get it.

Ah, he has a prechance to bang that girl!

by Uttam Maharjan 2 January 5, 2015

Preacher Rape

What Catholic priest do to little boys

"I would love to preacher rape that Valero girl."
"Dude that's sick as fuck."

by Hdjfkf January 27, 2019

paper preacher

Anyone who preaches the word of the Lord for more and more of that paper (money).

Friend: Hey! Did you read that great self-help book by (millionaire televangelist type)?
Me: No way, I don't take advice from no paper preacher!

by Mwahahahahahaha! December 19, 2013

Preacherpanties

A young boy who looks really good in his new jeans, impossible to resist for every pedofilic older male, who just looks for a reason to go back home and jack off.

Hey boy! Don't you think about buying those preacherpanties, they make you praise the preatcher even before service!

by Mooki Looky September 9, 2006

Porch Preacher

A person (most likely a man) that sits in his front yard or garage and preaches about God. You may see him with a guitar.

That man right there is a PORCH PREACHER.

by rewrew July 31, 2009