Pray punt

To offer prayer as a concrete solution to a problem. To, literally, run the issue "up the ladder" and wait for God to figure it out, thereby relieving you of taking any real action.
I asked the director off my daughter's school if we could switch teachers. She smiled and told me she would pray about it. She totally pray punted the issue.
by Witty mommy September 3, 2014
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Anti Pray

/v/ The act of atheists disproving higher power existence, or talking smack about religious figures.
Atheist 1: Hey dude lets anti pray!
Atheist 2: Sure man
Atheist 1: (Atheist things)
Both: Amen
by colbinat0r May 9, 2018
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Praying Mantis

Used to describe one's physical position when seated next to a seat bitch on an airplane or bus. In the seated position -- Both elbows are centered in above the stomach and the hands remain above the elbows. This ensures that no part of the body is allowed, remains, or otherwise intrudes upon another's seating or personal space.
I sat next to this seat bitch on my plane. My ass was doing the Praying Mantis the whole way!
by Biatch551 September 18, 2005
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Sarah Pray

A singer/songwriter from Minneapolis, MN and Madison, WI
Sarah Pray plays a mean guitar and sings like an angel
by Paulie Anderson July 6, 2008
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pray spray

When your holy rolling christian relative wants to pray with you and you relent, figuring that praying with said relative is easier than explaining why you won't. In doing this, the christian auntie sprays her panties in happiness, believing she just converted you. Well, that is pray spray.
I had to clean up pray spray from my chair after Aunt Gloria said grace with the kids.
by Eiamapia June 25, 2014
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Spray and Pray

The act of praying that you wont piss all over the toilet seat when you piss shortly after masturbating beforehand. Doesn't usually work.
Wife: JOHN, WHY IS THERE PISS ALL OVER THE BATHROOM!
Husband: I Spray and Prayed last night but to no avail... maybe if you had sex with me more I wouldn't have to masturbate as much!
by pisscakes April 21, 2011
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praying mantits

When a man has such flabby tits that he is able to press them together so they touch, much like a set of praying titties.
Man, take a look at that guy. That's a real nice set of praying mantits. I'm jealous!
by Mr. Balloonhands November 17, 2013
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