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Wichita Style Porker

A sandwich consisting of an entire pig (occasionally coated in barbecue sauce) between two slices of buttered bread
Guy 1: Haha, very funny, seriously what do you want?
Guy 2: I’ve been to SEVEN FUCKING STORES. NOT A SINGLE ONE HAD A WICHITA STYLE PORKER AND I’M GETTING FED UP!
by TheJonkler September 10, 2024
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Nomadic porker

To have sex in places other than the bedroom. Often in different rooms of the house.
Me: The neighbors saw is having sex in the kitchen
Wife: They're just jealous, since we aren't confined to missionary in the bedroom
Me: Yes, we are Nomadic porkers
by Treerootmafia May 7, 2021
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Porker

A porker is a person from Murica!
Harry: Dude, Americans don't know what football is, they are porkers.
George and Thomas: Yeah
Praveen: What's a porker?
by G man or something April 19, 2021
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Pony Porker

A name for a "brony" that feels the need to convert everyone to lovers of My Little Pony.
As an Action Someone who fantasizes about sexual relations between themselves and the characters of my little pony.
" Someone please get these damn Pony Porkers off DA"
" Ran into a herd of pony pokers at comic con, nearly shit my pants."
by Dr.X213 June 29, 2013
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Porker

Someone who’s fat
Miles pudding and lizzo are both porkers
by IhatePudding March 3, 2023
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Porker

Someone who’s fat
Miles is a fat porker
by IhatePudding March 3, 2023
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Awkward Porker

What's up with you?
I got an awkward porker!
by Bongo9000 September 25, 2015
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