Poon-Poon Party

When a group of eccentric, effeminate or gay men gather while wearing the tiniest pair of athletic shorts they can find, it is known as a Poon-Poon Party.

Sometimes a second undergarment is required to hold the fruit basket in place so the banana and berries don't fall out- especially because there is often a lot of stretching, kicking, and spontaneous dance numbers at a Poon-Poon Party.

Often knee high socks will be worn at these parties as well, but the main point is to wear the smallest tightest pair of shorts possible.

Women can also have a Poon-Poon Party- but usually they are simply in attendance of one purely by accident as these often occur randomly after a few drinks in groups of gay men.

Poon-Poon Parties are also not confined to any particular class as they have been known to take place in the finest homes of West Hollywood, as well as in the lower middle-class suburbs of Raleigh, North Carolina.
1) The boys are having a spontaneous Poon-Poon Party right now and if I am not there in five minutes I will just die!

2) Did you see that youtube video from the Poon-Poon party? Wow those boys have great extension!

3) Wow, Those Marys only had two glasses of wine and it has already turned into a Poon-Poon Party! Let's go get our shorts!

4) I didn't know he could kick his own face till I saw him at the Poon-Poon Party-- and his backbend was amazing!
by Lameshademcgee March 26, 2009
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A Mockery of Jamaican Slang

Your Mamas Poonani in short form

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poons

Noun. Synonym for "girls"

can also be used as a verb:
v. I'm gonna poons it tonight with Kathryn

n. Where the poons at?
by nuglifee April 16, 2010
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1) An indian tree.
2) A vagina.
3) A wimp.
4) A homie or homedog.
1) That tree is a poon
2) I love a bit of poon.
3) just do it, don't be such a poon.
4) Yo, my main poon, someone been dissin our bitches? PIMPIN!
by Tom Browne May 24, 2005
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Poon

An Indian brotha. In reference to Punjab, the Pun becomes Poon.
by Anonymous March 08, 2005
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Poon

An alternative way of spelling or saying 'pwn.'
"Joe said he was good at Counter-Strike, but I totally pooned him!"
by Pred August 15, 2007
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1.A vietmanese man who pushes little girls off their bikes and smells the seats
2.Ashley Watson
1.Ashley pushed that little girl off her bike, smelled the seat therefore, she is a poon.
2.The dirty poon stole my bicycle seat.
by Mady June 08, 2004
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