Ponderous

(N.)
1)Imbued with the nature of pondering.
2)Something worth pondering over.

It was a ponderous fact that Professor Moriarty smelled like 'Lily of The Valley' that day.

It came as a great surprise to me that my newly made robot found itself so ponderous that it immediately set itself upon the task of studying the nature of ethics.

by Doc_Transcendent January 13, 2022

Small Ponder

People who thrive being the big fish in the small pond

She loves it back home, she's a classic small ponder

by ojdav August 31, 2017

Ponderitis

Overthinking.

Some introverts come down with chronic ponderitis.

by mrlys September 28, 2021

pigpen pondering

when you think negatively a lot which increase stress hormones that can weaken your immune system.

The pigpen pondering made millions of Americans go to the hospital for preventable illnesses.

by Coop Dupe March 2, 2020

ponder

to ponder means to pose with your hand resting on the side on your head in a “C” shape, to look as though you are deep in thought or in other words, pondering.

the ponder was offically created by a guy with an extremely long horse looking face and crooked nose, one that is so incredibly large it can be used as a turning signal in the car.

it’s a great stress reliever as it helps you to really think hard in the moment.

pondering is also used greatly around the world to help get into a relationship, especially over snapchat through snaps
#whenindoubtponderitout

huzzling: yo there’s this girl that i snap i really like her but i don’t know how to tell her

huzzlings friend: no need to tell her just send a snap pondering
huzzling: you really think that’ll work?
huzzlings friend: yeah bro how do you think i got locked in? just snap her pondering and write #whenindoubtponderitout trust it’ll work

huzzling: alright alright i’ll give it a try…

girl huzzling likes: oh my god i didn’t like this guy before but sometning about how he looks in this snap is so majestic… i need him
*one year later*

huzzling: i’m so glad i pondered to you last year in october otherwise i wouldn’t be here with you right now

girl huzzling likes: i know right #whenindoubtponderitout

by proponderingprincess April 13, 2025

Ponder

Ponder: The inside of a blue waffle infected creampied vagina after being sexualy assaulted by a under age midget.

My boy from the WB shouldn't have Ponder that chick from Gonzales.

by Darkness 504 for life July 14, 2022

Ponderate

Variation of ponder; to wonder; the thoughts of Bezo’s ex wife

She needs to ponderate her life goals.

by Marie Marieee January 14, 2019