ass pollution

the accumulated effects of consistent farting over a period of time.

Msgr Sparrow: "Jen stop rolling the fucking windows down, its fucking freezing!"
Jen: "I have to to curb the effects of Pete Dick's ass pollution."

by Pete Dick March 14, 2008

polluted finger

The state your poor unsuspecting finger(s) may find itself in after you place it in an unwashed and soiled hairy clam for a finger party. Note it will smell suspicious and contaminated for hours/days, especially the next morning.

My hand was invited to "Club Minge" by a chav-ette to strum her bass, but had to leave because i think it was dead or dying in there, the smell was putrid, I left with a polluted finger that smelt like Hull Fish market on a hot day and a sense of shame and self dissappointment. At least it saved the old boy from a disease.

by the Nest February 22, 2007

internet pollution

various forms of unwanted content displayed on the internet.

i.e. spam, pop-ups, porn ads

Going to that web site is almost not worth it because of all the internet pollution on it.

by Levi December 25, 2003

Polluting The Rainforest

The term used to describe when you are taking a shower with your girl. As soon as the water is steaming, you fart so that the stink attaches to the steam particles and "pollutes" the air.

Eating at Taco Bell and sleeping in your girl's apartment can lead to Polluting The Rainforest the next morning.

by jfitz109 July 28, 2008

Pollmaster

Person responsible for making sure gay-porn actors have an erection. The pollmaster usually rubs, squeezes, or applies oils to the penis of the participant until they are erect. Usually the pollmaster will have to follow the participant around, keeping the penis erect, during lunch breaks, or napping, etc...

Nero is the Mushroom Kingdom's official Pollmaster.

by eatdirtfartdust January 22, 2009

pollullo

The state of mind one reaches when he feels satisfied with all aspects of one's life. In other cultures it may be called "Nirvana", "Paradise" or the tangible equivalent of the "Highest good" in Kantian moral theory.

just got done training, bouta bike home and then we're in the pollullo frah, dinner!

by mosbss October 17, 2021

eye pollution

Something which is asthetically challenged and is not pleasing to the eye causes eye pollution. In simple english that is ugly.

Kea: "Hey yo montenique check that girl out she nasty"
Montenique: "oh yeah that's hayliegh, she's a grenade dude"
kea: "hahahahaha.... EYE POLLUTION..Ouch!"

by KingJerry November 1, 2011