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Richard Arthur Pollock 

Grandson of the famous Jackson Pollock who has gone on to release some very sexually explicit alternative rock in the Calfornian musical underworld..
Did you know Richard Pollock is playing at the Cube tonight?

Richard Pollock tries to be as evolutionary as his grandfather but clearly doesn't have the same kind of talent..
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Jackson Pollock 

1. n. An artist whose style is characterized by his method of throwing paint at a canvas in a seemingly random manner.; 2. v. to ejaculate forcefully on the face of another.
Though I do not appreciate the formless methods he employs, Jackson Pollock is exceptionally creative in his methods.

Dude, I totally jackson pollocked jenny last night.

Colin Pollock 

Colin Pollock is a term for someone who will rock your fucking world in bed. He can and will do anything that will make you moan like a llama. Everything about Colin Pollock screams Best. Orgasm. Ever. It would be smart so sleep with Colin Pollock. If a Colin Pollock ever asks you to sleep with him, the proper answer would be to suck his cock without stopping when ever and where ever he says. After he has been pleasured a sufficient number of times he will return the favor. Think of it like a piggy bank for orgasms; you give him little by little, then once he's full he'll give you everything back at once!
Girl 1: Why are you walking funny?
Girl 2: I slept with Colin Pollock.
Girl 1: Ohmigosh, I'd ask how it was but I already know.
Girl 3 Chimes in: I had to lay in a body cast for three years because I slept with Colin Pollock. I wouldn't change that for the world.
Colin Pollock by Titorio April 27, 2011

Yackson Pollock

Either someone who's epic-ly puked all over the place or the puddle of puke itself (just like how "Starry Night" can be called 'a Van Gogh'). After 'Yack'- to vomit.
What separates Yackson Pollock from an ordinary hurler is the amount of puke they hurl, the mess they manage to make and the multitude of colours they manage to yack up and splatter all over each other.
Watch yourself in the bathroom Chad- Timmy had guacamole, curry and bbq ribs for dinner then got wasted off jager, blue curacao and a shitload of mixed drinks. Yackson Pollock missed the toilet by a mile.
Yackson Pollock by El Hombrito September 5, 2011

Jackson Pollock 

1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.

2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.
Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.

Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.

pizza pizzaria diarrhea gross shit sick
Jackson Pollock by Pervasive D2 January 12, 2011

lol pollock 

The act of laughing so loudly that you're middle name becomes pollock
John lol pollocked at the site of Mary falling down the stairs
lol pollock by toemass November 18, 2013

Jackson Pollock 

To blow or splatter a messy, large surface area semen filled load on a sexual partner.
As I was about to finish, I pulled out and Jackson Pollocked all over her face.
Jackson Pollock by WFRO January 21, 2018