poked

Stuffed, rooted, broken, irrepairable, busted, fucked,

'Had a double dipped square last night - Fuck im poked'.

by Rigs April 27, 2003

Poke It

A polite way of saying Fuck off.

"Are you coming to the cinema?"
"Nah, Poke it."

by Steve Clatworthy February 25, 2005

Pokes

The act of calling second hit when smoking marijuana.

Comes From: From the Lithuanian PoĶəs or, "to fuck, or share, a friend's wife."

Guy 1: I'm ready to spark this bowl.

Guy 2: Pokes Bitches!

Guy 3: Fuck you, I wanted next.

by Rupert_Plumpkin September 22, 2009

Poke

The facebook version of a ginger stepchild. They just sit there and you have no idea what to do with them so you give your Pokes dirty looks and spit on them every once in a while.

FB Notification - "Joe Blow had Poked you! Click here to Poke him back!"

You - "Oh shit, not again..."

by UniverseTwister July 8, 2010

Poke

To Approach. To talk to. It derives from the act of simply extended your index finger as if you were saying "GO" or "Go Forth".

1. If tommy doesnt come speak to me first, i guess I'll have to poke at him.

2. Pete make sure you poke your father because he's been looking for you.

by Urban-word king October 28, 2009

pokee

One who is poked or tele-poked.

POKE!
You have just become a pokee.

by Fae Rula September 5, 2008

Poke

The act of sensual fornication. Only to be used by people who have attained a high level of awesomeness.

Dude! I poked her and her friend last night!
I'll be there in a little bit, i'm poking right now.
No, we can't date. We can still be poke-pals though!

by JJMagoo1331 December 24, 2010