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dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces
some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
by Olly J July 8, 2005
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Planet Awesome

A place where only the coolest of cool people come from. You must be of extremely high intellect, as well as mental & physical beauty to reside here.
Him: "You broads are all the same!"
Her: "Not me! I'm from Planet Awesome."
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Plane Humped

when despite your best efforts you are are unintentionally

groped by the stranger sitting in the seat next to you during a plane trip.

Most commonly occurs during long haul flights, after alcohol or sleeping aids are consumed.
I was watching the in flight movie when I the guy next to me passed out and plane humped my shoulder!

I woke up and the chick beside me was passed out with her hand on my thigh- I so got plane humped!
by EmSquared725 September 15, 2010
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plandex

Material made of pleather and spandex and made into pants for fat women to wear in order to make them feel like they are trying to get their sexy back. Not to be confused with sweat pants.
Look Janet, Marge is wearing her plandex pants again. She hasn't missed a meal.
by user3684 April 29, 2012
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planetary wind

Planetary wind is a stupid fucking earth science term that you will never use in life
by Ryan Kick May 7, 2018
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diarrhea planet

Adjective equating the state of the world being doomed or a mess
This world is a mess.....diarrhea planet I tell you.
by KHVA April 3, 2018
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Unicorn Planet

A world of almost unimaginable gentleness, inner strength and rainbow-illuminated beauty that exists within more evolved humans.
Welcome to my wondrous world known as the Unicorn Planet, where kindness rules and there is no need for borders or politics.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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