pimpsexual

AManInJapan: dude
AManInJapan: we should put pimpsexual on URBANDICKSHANARYDOTCOM
Nabz315: hahahaha
Nabz315: noice
Nabz315: ok whats the defintion?
AManInJapan: how do you define something so pimpsexual as pimpsexual?

AManInJapan: pimpsexual is the most pimpsexual word you've ever come up with
AManInJapan: i dont know how else to describe it

by Nabeel November 29, 2004

pomosexuality

When an individual has no affinity for any sex, only love for pomegranates.

*picks up pomegranate*
*squish*
*Squish*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
"unnnnnnnnnnnggg"

*Girl walks in*

"NOT AGAIN! How the fuck did you get in my house?...Damn pomosexuality"

by slicedkiwis September 28, 2013

Pinesexual

When humans aren't satisfying enough for you so you take pleasure in having sexual intercourse with a pinecone.

She doesn't like boys because she's pinesexual.

by Pinenenenenene July 29, 2017

pocsexual

Mockery of the LGBTQIA+ community, and it’s also racist!

“Hey, are you straight?” “No!, I’m pocsexual.” “But isn’t that ra-“ “shhh”

by Yourgayfroglover May 1, 2021

Pipesexual

An individual that derives sexual gratification from high intensity mechanical piping installations.

Fitter 1: "Make sure you put those unions with the direction of flow."
Fitter 2: "That doesnt actually matter"
Fitter 1: "I know but that's how the boss man likes it."
Fitter 2: "Sounds to me that he is a pipesexual fella."

by Ragnar Weldar October 1, 2021

Pianosexual

I guy who uses piano to attract girls

The guy who plays piano is full of tremendous pianosexual. He's not handsome, but pianosome.

by 2hsie3bjse2as6 January 13, 2022

Pecusexual

Someone who is attracted to someone because of money

She's a fucking pecusexual, she only wants me for my money.

by Sonia&ajiri January 28, 2022