Pittsburgh Plunge

The act of taking a shit and piss on your partner's chest and then sliding through it and splashing it on their face like the Pittsburgh Plunge ride at Kennywood. Also similar to a Slip N Slide.

Dan: "Hey Rose do you want to try the Pittsburgh Plunge?!"

Rose: "Sure! I hope you have diarreah so its extra slippery!"

by GoPens June 12, 2009

Pittsburgh Pony

While you are behind the other person bluntly say "damn your ass is getting lumpy" Then hold on for as long as possible while she tries bucking you off.

While training for a marathon, Joe tested his endurance by giving his wife a Pittsburgh Pony. He was able to hang on for 30 seconds

by dirt in the skirt McGirt December 2, 2011

Pittsburgh Frank

A variation of the Portland Frank that replaces mustard with Heinz ketchup.

Portland Franks are traditional, but Pittsburgh Franks are true to the city.

by Power of 4 June 18, 2012

pittsburgh pot-pie

Step 1. Pull out and ejaculate onto the womans vagina. Be sure to get uniform coverage. Step 2. Allow time for the semen completly dry. Sep 3. Using the head of your penis, begin poking at the hardened crust untill you once again reach the warm creamy inside.

I used a fan to help dry when I gave that bitch a Pittsburgh Pot-Pie last night.

by Dmanatphbu July 28, 2012

Pittsburgh Fire Hydrant

When you're fucking a girl in the ass, but you have to piss REALLY badly, so you end up peeing inside of her intestines. As you pull out it creates a vacuum that unleashes a torrent of shit and piss from her asshole.

Man, I drank way too much red bull before fucking Christine yesterday, totally gave her a Pittsburgh Fire Hydrant

by ConsumerOfSouls July 11, 2016

Pittsburgh Jelly Donut

The art of one cumming in a woman's period blood filled vaginal hole. The woman then queefs the cum & blood onto a freshly glazed donut. The couple then proceeds to eat the donut after. This was first performed in the city of Pittsburgh in 1933 & has been part of the city's tradition ever since.

"PJD time?"- Ron
"What's that?" - Jill
"PITTSBURGH JELLY DONUT TIME BABY!!!!"- Ron

by LarryGreen May 29, 2016

pittsburgh platter

a sexual act where a person poops on top of a glass table with another person lying underneath, watching. similar to the cleveland steamer but it requires less clean up.

that trick paid me 300 dollars for a pittsburgh platter but i was so full of h i could only pop out some rabbit turds

i love watching my woman prepare a pittsburgh platter.

by mufasasteamer January 10, 2008