mind physics

The different dimensions of life's interceptions create an influx of mind thought and thus reciprocate the manifestation of complex relations.

Hitler's brain operated under mind physics to relate to his world domination.

by jeSONAsus November 27, 2007

physics position

its when you're against the bed, lying on the floor, with physics textbooks and papers surrounding you in an arc. you begin with your legs tucked in, feet flat on the floor. you may also be solving many equations on the magical whiteboard (use your imagination) or just pondering black holes in your head.

when ali walked into the room, chris was in the physics position, and she begged him not to move from it.

by the_nano_engineer October 5, 2010

Troll Physics

see Troll Science

eg:
Troll Physics - How to travel at the speed of light:

Step 1: get car
Step 2: attach flashlight to back
Step 3: when you turn on the flashlight, the car will travel at the speed of light
Step 4: u jelly, slowfags?

by lego t-s October 31, 2011

Edexcel P1 Physics Exam

Well well well, the Edexcel P1 Physics Exam 2016 was a mystical exam paper sat by GCSE students who all felt the shattering pain and emotion of twenty or so hours of revision of Hershel and Ritter's experiments along with the Electromagnetic Spectrum, only to find that the first question to come up is about a pathetic petrol generator. Just to add petrol to the fire (see what I did there) Edexcel decide to throw in a cheeky induction question which in later life, is going to be about as useful as a waterproof bathsponge.

But you may be thinking, Edexcel surely you have stopped there, surely you cannot emotionally deplete us and make us feel like a single celled organism with no brain (I revised Biology well). Oh no! Just for good measure, Edexcel decide to take a steaming dump on our result, throwing in a question about Ions. Which is again about as useful as a submarine in the sahara.

Essentially, the Physics exam is the bastard lovechild of the Maths Exam, which Edexcel decide to sweetly position immediately after the Physics exam, to essentially ruin our lives. I would like to congratulate anybody who thought that they found this exam easy.

What was that Edexcel P1 Physics Exam?

by rantingmadting May 25, 2016

Physics Curve

Any curve on a test that allows for 45% or less of the questions to be the equivalent of an A.

Jason: How'd you do on the test?
Omar: 40% of the questions right, and an 85. Physics curve, brah!

by Physux December 18, 2011

physics girl

An intelligent female who has studied physics, most likely in a nerdy, predominantly male environment. She is a nerd herself. She been educated in statistics and has learned very well that the odds may be good, but the goods are odd.

That physics girl is a regular Einstein

by physicsmunchkin December 4, 2010

Physician

To Put in simle terms, they're the heros of society. They sometimes don't get the respect the deserve for the long hours, 11 years of HARSH schooling and stress that they go through because of under-appreciative patients who bitch about the littliest things, but keep this is mind there are alot who appreciates the work that they do. Take it for me, i'm typing this right now because i'm grateful of them, and plus i was supprised there wasn't a good definition of their work there was just a stupid definition above me, but all in all they're heros of this planet.

Person:OMG my friend just got shot!!, call 911!

EMT's: don't worry kiddo, we will stabilize you and take to to a physician so he/she can do he/she's majic!

by Andrew92 August 14, 2009