Poonyang

A word used to describe anything undesirable or bad. You can desbride objects, people, places and more with this all- purpose word!
Originated in Ottawa, Canada. There was a young little girl that some people knew and she had a poonstash. Poonstash became abbreviated to poon, which in turn become 'poon-young.' Since 'poon-young' didn't roll off of the tongue so easily, it became poon-YANG.

1. "Dude, you swallowed a floater in the pool? POONYANG!"
2. "I don't want to do this homework, it's poonyang."

by opalmind June 10, 2004

Phony

Someone who uses a cell phone while driving.

Phony: (on phone, of course) Hey, Bob. Yeah, so I was saying...(swirves wildly)

by H17ler January 14, 2008

Phonaked

To leave ones cell phone in your vehicle or home when venturing into public. Feeling naked because you might be missing important Calls, texts or tweets.

I left my phone in the car, I feel phonaked without it.

by Froogilicious January 14, 2010

Fat Phony

def:A mysterious object which can be used in many situations, some believe it is a synonym for penis

Origin: Fat kid on playground wearing a lego starwars shirts

"Well...you suck fat phony!"

"Yo, come look at my new fat phony I got at the store."

"I want a fat phony for my birthday!"

by Uberluke5000 March 25, 2009

phony outrage

Illegitimately shaming others to claim moral superiority.

Those black people are always up to no good aren't they Susan?

No Megan, you know good and well they aren't the only ones who do that type of stuff. I'm sick of your phony outrage to make yourself look better.

by Dheez Nutz March 4, 2014

Phony Nigger

When a guy tells you he wants to marry you, buys you the ring you've always wanted, asks your fathers permission to marry you, but before he proposes to you he decides he'd rather have bachelor status.

I can't believe that guy bought a ring and then bailed on his chic after 2 years to hang out with guys!...what a Phony Nigger!

by Blownknee September 18, 2012

phoneasses

1) phoneasses- when the same asshole keeps calling your job with theach same question.

2) phoneass-someone who can go off on the phone but doesn't say shit in person.

3) phoneass- they ask the question you just answered over the phone.

This "phoneasses" has called three times in the last 5 minutes.

by Depingabryan April 25, 2016