Pheas

1. short name for a colorful bird(pheasent)
2.What you call mark cooper.

hooooooouuuuuu! hoouuuuuu! houuuuuuuu!

Coop, what the hell did you eat?

pheasent and okra

by mark p December 5, 2004

phean

slang for a Cork knacker / scumbag

some phean stole my car

by daveoc January 28, 2007

Wank Pheasant

The worst of the fucking worst. Your average dickhead is just a wanker, but when you pull out "Wank Pheasant", it's pretty much the worst thing you can say to a man, the male equivalent of calling a woman a cunt, basically. A man who should have his oxygen privileges revoked.

Donald Trump is an asshole, but Mike Pence is a true Wank Pheasant.

by AC Sativa December 3, 2016

croch pheasant

insult, to make offense; someone or something that dwells in a crotch inside a nest of pubic hair like a pheasant.

mike: u are a bitch!
julie: fuck u!!
mike: no thanx crotch pheasant!
peter: dam i cant get rid of this crotch pheasant!

by samuel adams February 4, 2005

swamp pheasant

An extremely ugly female. Not even after 40+ beers at the pub would you consider taking this thing home. If ofcourse your standards do drop for a night. And you woke up with her asleep next to you, with her head on your arm. I recommend chewing your arm off, so you can make a quick escape without waking her up !

" Hey man ! check out the swamp pheasant that's talkin to Dave "

by johnny_the_boy August 21, 2005

pheaniz

To put cum into a bottle and use as shampoo

I tricked my friend into useing pheaniz last night.

by Micheal Fiklin March 8, 2008

Peahead

a person who's head is abnormally small, and is relatable to the shape of a pea.

"damn! I think Selena is hot"
"man are you blind, she's got a peahead"

by mikekyle jnr June 28, 2013