Phallacate

To insert dick cheese

Oi cuz imma phallacate in your mouth

by Cock slimjim 12343221 May 1, 2019

Phail Stamp

A an award given to one who has failed horribly.

Tracy has a record breaking 14 phail stamps due to failing so well.

by ClanNova October 6, 2008

phail

a way of expressing extreme and/or pitiful failure. Also, failing so badly that the person who failed does not deserve the correct spelling of 'fail' and therefore the 'f' is substituted with a 'ph'.

"You fail....but it's so pitiful that you 'phail' with a 'ph'!"

by ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; July 3, 2006

pyro-phalic tendancy

The will or desire to light either your or others penises on fire. Thats right... on fire.

Last night i was with shirely, and she lit my cock on fire, That bitch has got a pyro-phalic tendancy!!

by Richard Hurts February 5, 2007

phail00rz

The ultimate in fail. Beyond phail or even epic fail. It is now phail00rz. It is preferably used against nubs and noobs. If you're pathetic, you belong.

I heard John got lost, PHAIL00RZ!

by Kire E. May 4, 2008

payless

the lowest of low when it comes to supermarkets

"You can't just piss on the floor. where do you think you are, payless?"

by Sodomech May 17, 2004

phablet

it's a mobile phone with a huge 5 inches screen that looks like a tablet.

I got a new phablet! It's Samsung Galaxy Note 2!

by jason24589 January 27, 2013