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phailure 

A special type of failure, about 7 levels below failure. Failure so fantastic, it's written about in epic novels.
Man 1: "I heard a nerd asked out a model, what happened?"
Man 2: "Well, first she said no and threw her drink in his face. Then she got her quarterback boyfriend to throw the nerd into a trash can and down some stairs. Then the trash can spontaneously burst into flame and got run over by a marching band."
Man 1: "Dude.....phailure..."
phailure by Yogo540 January 9, 2005

time release phailure 

Over time you begin to get bored of the thing you are currently working on and begin to think that "you phail".
Through much thought she was suddenly overcome with "time release phailure" on her story she was currently writing, lost inspiration, and gave up.

phailure 

When the Phillies lose it is classified as Phailure.
Did you see that phailure last night.
phailure by MangerCo April 22, 2011

philiure 

The state of mind that you cannot succeed even if you attempt to fail, and at any point in life that your name is Fizz and your so metro, or "happy" that you talk about cyber intelligence all day.
gosh i didnt pass my test today.. im such a philiure!
philiure by Mr. FukUdoME May 8, 2008

Phucking Phailure 

When the Philadelphia Phillies have everyone believing in them and all their hopes and dreams are riding on a World Series Championship…but Ben Franklin’s curse strikes again and they fall short.

That is a Phucking Phailure.
The Phillies blew 2 games in the NLCS and then were forced to go to game 7. Vegas had them as the favorites to win the World Series. They Came out flat in Game 7, at home, and lost to the Arizona Diamond Backs. The Philadelphia Phans were stunned by this Phucking Phailure and will spend the off season pleading for the Eagles to give them some hope as they crave a champion in this town.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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