Cincinnati beef patty

1. The amorphous putty-like shit that sometimes accompanies Natty Splatties.

2. a. The activity of choice in White Trash scat porn. b. The White Trash analog to a Cleveland Steamer.

1. Johnson felt like splurging this weekend. He passed up his usual PBR and Beast Ice and indulged in some high quality Natural Light. After drinking about 30 he passed out next to Tami-Lynn. Upon waking the next morning he felt a rampage in his bowels. Instead of running to the toilet (it was too far) he proceed to turn on his windows 98 & webcam and leave a fresh Cincinnati beef patty on Tami-Lynn's chest. She was pleased. They then sold the cinematic masterpiece to RedTube for about $30, where the video still remains to this day under the "Wild and Crazy" section.

2. Darryl consumed too much natty light last night. Not surprisingly he awoke the next day with the natty splatties. After discharging most of the liquid, he decided to be productive with the rest of the contents of his bowels and leave a nice Cincinnati beef patty on Brandy.

by monstertruckdriver February 13, 2014

pattern up

To fix up, get in shape or to respect your olders

Ay my young one pattern up or I'll pattern you

by Youngtinyzz June 14, 2017

Hamburger Patty

When a guy is getting rammed in the fartbox by another fine gent, their balls clap together. A hamburger Patty is made by insertion of face between said clapping balls.

Did you hear about Sarah? She got the Hamburger Patty from Jamal and Tyreke.

by three-oh-five November 2, 2011

Pitter Patter

Pitter patter is the first part to a saying (pitter patter, let's get at er). It basically means "let's go". This saying is used a lot in the tv show Letterkenny.

Friend 1: You wanna get hammered
Friend 2: Sure
Friend 1: Well, Pitter Patter
Friend 2: Let's get at 'er!

by Mr Muffins June 11, 2020

PattyBakes

Any fellow female stoner (weed-smoker/dabette) with a name that starts with "Pat."

For example: Patricia, Patrice, etc.

A specific "stoner" nickname given to a "Pat," replacing the traditional nickname, "Patty cakes," inspired by one of the oldest nursery rhymes ever, "Pat-a-cake."

Aril: hey, do you know that female??

Ricardo: Uhh, YEA. that's PattyBakes

Aril: wtf, pattyBAKES?..

Ricardo: Yea, that's Patty. She smokes weed. Patty(actually)Bakes..
Aril: Ohh.. well, that's cool, bro...

PattyBakez420 is the OG PattyBakes.

by PattyBakes420 November 15, 2013

patterpossum

This is martial arts technique developed by Ryan Joseph Patterson. Where an individual being beat mercilessly falls to the ground and lays in the fetal position and pretends to be dead in hopes that the beating will subside.

Bro you beat the fuck out of that dude! Is he dead? Nah, bro it’s just a patterpossum. He’s hurt though.

by Sacdeez55 October 5, 2018

Ass Pattied

To get "ass pattied" refers to a person who is heavily itoxicated

Craig: "Let's get ass pattied tonight, i dont want to remember a thing".
Ricky: "yeah bro! If we are really looking to get ass pattied i have a handle of everclear that we can pregame with"
fucked up drunk turnt black out wasted hammered

by Buzz's Bangers October 13, 2015