phalliophobia

The scientific word for the fear of the male genitals.

My friend has phalliophobia.

by DJ Silly Hat November 10, 2007

Phallic Slide

Where you slide down a slide on to a man's penis (or dildo).

Gina went down a Phallic Slide and missed, she broke the dude's dick.

by jakens88 October 6, 2010

Phallic panic

When a drunken man's head thinks he want to sleep with a girl but the penis, knowing better, gives him a quick escape

"Debbie!! stop that!! All that phallic panic you're causing is making half the party fall asleep.

by jdfjhefbs. December 2, 2010

Phallicatarian

Someone who eats only foods shaped like an erect penis. (Bananas, corndogs, Popsicles, etc.)

Did you see Steve deepthroat that corndog like a phallicatarian?

by Bracca April 15, 2014

phallimony

phallimony: The act of a woman supporting a man; i.e., being a sugar-momma.

Did you hear about that skeezy dancer who divorced the singer? She really coughed up some phallimony for that D-bag.

by Sphincterella May 14, 2014

phallic recall

A certain memory of how good that dick felt causes an outward emotional response.

Had a certain phallic recall of me sliding my pussy down on your cock, it was so perfect, I started to cry.

by Grambam July 10, 2018

Phallic Footprint

Like a carbon footprint. A phallic footprint is how many penises a person has drawn in their lifetime.

Travis: My phallic footprint is currently 742.
Terrel: Thats not a thing, Travis.
Travis: Well it is now.

by tumasubdub46290 March 29, 2020