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Peytonsexual

Mmmmm I love Peyton and only Peyton
Hey mom im Peytonsexual
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Peyton Manning

The greatest QB of all time. Statistically dominant, cannot be stopped by any defense and will continue to win Superbowls and break records until he retires.
"I just played Peyton Manning in a game today."

"How many points did you lose by."

"A lot."
by luvYasey November 25, 2010
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peyton

a Peyton is an amazing person with a great sense of humor and has a bit of trouble sitting still and don't ever try to make her sit normally because she is wild and crazy and loves to be abnormal and she doesn't take other peoples bullshit and having her trust you is a great honor so don't fuck it up and Peytons are normally insecure about themselves and they are the best friend you can ever have, she is also very sassy at times
whos that new cute sassy girl?
oh that's peyton shes amazing
by jojothemonkey0978 February 12, 2018
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peyton manning

probably the best QB in the nfl now that hes won a super bowl and yea brady has won 3 but who cares his numbers arent that great and his team carried him anyway and that whole thing about manning being bradys bitch thats obviously stupid because as shown in the AFC championship game brady and the pats blew a 21-6 halftime lead and brady is clutch?
Tom Brady: "21-6 this is over"
end of game
Tom Brady: "sobs"
Peyton Manning: "Whose the bitch now?"
by 9700 May 31, 2007
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Peyton

Peyton is a strong awesome man with a great personality. He is the one to talk to if you are felling down or have any problems. He is very athletic and very fast. He is the one that if you see him in the halls at school you’ll be too amazed to even talk.
George: i wish I was Peyton I could get all of the girls.
Patrick: Ne too dude. Me too.
by TOOCOOL432 November 27, 2018
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peyton jobe

Peyton Jobe is a very sexy man and has a huge penis also is very strong
Oh my that's Peyton Jobe he is sexy and and has a huge penis
by Dhdhdndbf January 21, 2017
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Peyton Walters

This dude has a 4.5 gpa, a nice haircut, and will fuck the shit out of your teacher with his mind. This dude says the right things at the right times to get your teacher wet af.
1. "Damn why is Mrs. Johnson looking at Johnny like that?"
"He's obviously a Peyton Walters"
2. "Yo you hear what happened in 5th block?"
"Na what happened?"
"Peyton Walters was saying some smart shit and Mrs. Johnson came in her pants"
"Damn bro"
by Backonmybullshit429 May 27, 2017
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