Peruvian Jackhammer 

A sexual three-way, containing two men and one girl. One man is laying on the ground, while the woman is sucking his dick. The woman is nearly vertical(depending on the height of the second man), and is being penetrated by the second man, who is holding her ankles and thrusting as if he were holding a jackhammer.

"Todd and I hooked up with Michelle last night, but we didn't want to double penetrate, so we did the Peruvian jackhammer."

Peruvian Jackhammer by FuckingBattleAxe March 23, 2009

Peruvian Shower 

Showering one self with large amounts of old spice in order to hide the horrible stench of body oder.

Dude u haven't showered in days and smell like ass. Why don't you take a peruvian shower before we go to the party.

Peruvian Shower by javier pendejo December 4, 2009

Peruvian Nightmare

When a man of Peruvian roots performs oral sex on a female so aggressively that the girl is in so much pain that she orders him to stop. She then proceeds to limp to the bathroom to clean the blood from her vagina. When they awaken the next morning, the man looks at the female and says: "Thanks for the meal."

Jorge is the Peruvian nightmare.

Peruvian Nightmare by limburger November 4, 2011

Peruvian Dog 

A prided and very complicated sex position involving two males, a hermaphrodite, and one female. In this truly magical union, the hermaphrodite is required to be having anal sex with the female while another male is having vaginal sex with himher. The female and the other male are having oral sex with each other.

This truly unique and rare occurence got its name when two American explorers first landed in Peru. They had just embarked on an extremely long voyage and had not seen a woman in a long time. Unfortunately they landed in Peru in the middle of the night and could not see the prostitutes that greeted them very well, this caused a misunderstanding when a chihuahua with a birth defect wandered by. The dog was grabbed and added to

their foursome. When they woke up the next morining after the best sex of their lives, they realized what had happened, thus forming great stories to tell

their fellow americans.

This technique has not since been performed with a hermaphrodidic dog because to find one is much harder than to find a hermaphrididic human but if a dog is available it is encouraged to add them to the mix and make the position all the more exciting.

Person 1: Yo I just did the peruvian dog

Person 2: Holy circumcision! Woah! You're my IDOL..

Peruvian Dog by Sir Alexander Wiley III September 25, 2009

Peruvian Mud Cup 

When the female partner empties a gallon of milk inside her asshole, the male partner then lays directly below the woman's anus and opens his mouth as wide as possible to receive a huge load of poop/milk diarrhea into the his mouth, having the appearance of chocolate milk or mud.

friend 1: Daniel you finished all the milk!?!?

friend 2: Yeah man last night my chola gave a full serving of a Peruvian mud cup:)

friend 1: Nice!!

Peruvian Mud Cup by Trolliepoliex23 February 21, 2011

Peruvian Death Fuck 

To have sex with a woman from behind doggy style while you have her in a Full Nelson.

Jerry said he couldn't wait to see Joanie this weekend and she better watch out because he was going to give her the Peruvian Death Fuck.

Peruvian Death Fuck by kg723 July 4, 2013

peruvian dust

Cocaine

I did a shit load of peruvian dust from peru

peruvian dust by dirtywanker April 27, 2015