Jew Perk

A benefit of being Jewish, sometimes only people who are born Jewish qualify.

Worker: "I'm going to be quitting in a couple of weeks, sorry."

Manager: "What, why?"

W: "I'm Jewish and I'm going to Israel."

M: "So you decided to just go to Israel?"

W: "No, everyone who is born Jewish gets to go to Israel once for free."

M: "Sweet, so that's one of them jew perks."

by Another-Anon October 1, 2010

mindflayer perk

honestly i overlooked this perk
the mindflayer perk is a perk from the Roblox game decaying winter
It releases a spider which literally controls the enemies (aka scavengers)
I expected it to be good but it's lowkey mid
Notes:
Enemies must be atleast at 79/80 (?) Hp to control them
Damaged enemies will regen their health fully
You can't control alien babarue (aka skinner), billie eilish (aka hanger), ultraman max (aka sickler), not larry with shield (aka guards) and arabic sniper (aka yosef)

mindflayer perk is kinda mid

by mgkisgood6969 May 3, 2022

perk heads

someone who does sexual favors in jail and on the street to get the drug percocet, they steal to make money to buy perks and destroty peoples lives just for perks

a lot of people in greenfield, ma are perk heads. the boyers are perkheads and crackheads

by laughalot May 24, 2012

Booty perk

The ones act of crushing a painkiller shoving a straw into ones anus and then having someone blow the powder into the ass.
Presumingly to enter the bloodstream faster.

(MAN)Dude did you get a video of that chick gettin the booty perk?

or if a woman is asking,
Baby will you give me that booty perk?

by Strech Mcgee April 18, 2011

Berk Perk

A berk perk happens when a lonely man goes to a strip club by himself and spends money on strippers that he actually thinks like him finally when he puts his last dollar in the thong of a 45 yr old granmother of three she climbs off the stage and fluffs his junk

Matt went to the strip club in hopes of a berk perk

by crazycrys0411 July 27, 2010

pandemic perk

A freebie, loosening of restrictions, or situational benefit arising from a widespread disease crisis.

E.g. premium features on a free plan, reduced law enforcement of minor infractions, telecommuting.

Your service was upgraded too? Probably a pandemic perk.

by PutTheGovernmentInYourToaster April 9, 2020

picker’s perks

When you’re out on a community litter pick and find something useful or valuable to keep e.g cash, old bottles, drinks glasses.

Yayyy - I found a £5 note! Picker’s perks!! 😊

by Irishexplorer August 10, 2019